Quotes
- "Who am I?! Simply the most evil mind in all of Petropolis!" (Purr-fect Partners)
- "I'm horribly allergic to cheese!" (Operation: Happy Birthday)
- Cheeseburger cheeseless burger, will fondue will become fon don't and pizza will become (thinking), pizza without cheese! (Operation: Happy Birthday)
- "I don't see the red light. Am I on?" (Operation: Happy Birthday)
- "It is I, Verminious Snaptrap!" (various episodes)
- "Larry, go stand in the dirty bathroom!" (Mall Rat)
- "Larry, you forgot to put "Leave the mall" on my to-do list!" (Mall Rat)
- "I will now PLOT MY REVENGE!" (various episodes)
- "That's "schmoodled" for 370 points!" (Share-A-Lair)
- "There I "schmoodled" Larry!" (Share-A-Lair)
- Sorry Mrs. Hengermain. Larry, got put a cobra in her car. (Share-A-Lair)
- Darn it, we're out of ammo. (Share-A-Lair)
- You can go snorkling in the shark tank Larry! (Cruisin' for a Brusin')
- "Well, thank you, Captain Obvious!" (Cruisin' for a Bruisin')
- "LARRY! ARE YOU PEDALING TO ACAPULCO?!" (Cruisin' for a Bruisin')
- "That does it! You're banned from the salad bar!" (Cruisin' for a Bruisin')
- "Well, everyone needs roughage, Larry! No wonder you're so sickly and pathetic!" (Cruisin' for a Bruisin')
- "You disgust me, Larry!" (Cruisin' for a Bruisin')
- "Put a sock in it, Larry!" (The Doomies)
"That was fast. Does anyone have hand sanitizer?" (The Rat Pack)
Man i am loving kids, maybe i should steal one of my own. (Kid Stuff)
'You TUFF agent destroyed all of our evil lairs, and ruined a perfectly good nanny panny.
Oh, it's a land mine, they only work on land. (Guard Dog)
(After giving out a command) "OR PERISH! " (various episodes)
And now, to blow up that stupid moon, once and for all. Just look at, it moking me. (Toast of TUFF)
No, mister I've got a single plan and I keep repeating it ! (Dog Dish)
Flashback's over Larry ! (Snappy Campers)
Ollie bring me some shrimp. It's the only thing that makes me feel better. (The Doomies)
"I hate that show. It teaches kids stupid things like sharing. Why can't it tech something interesting, like internet fraud. (Kid Stuff)