- (The episode starts with an exterior shot of the T.U.F.F. headquarters; it is morning)
- Keswick: (from balcony) Good morning, everyone. I've called this emergency meeting of T.U.F.F. because-
- Dudley: (interrupting) You're all planning my 3/4 birthday party! (hugs Kitty and Chief too tightly) You guys are the best!
- Chief: (free from Dudley's grasp) You just had a birthday.
- Dudley: That was my 5/8 birthday. Get with the program.
- Keswick: People! We have a serious problem. There's a mu-mutant strain of killer bees on the loose. (presses button on remote. A screen comes down and displays a trio of psychopathic bees)
- Kitty: Wait? Mutant killer bees? How is that possible?
- Keswick: (blatant) A group of scientists who I have absolutely no affiliation with gathered in the Amazon (screen displays a trio of scientists and a poorly disguised Keswick in a black wig and mustache excitingly making a chemical formula) wi-without me because they don't know me. (presses button on remote) Those guys sprayed a bunch of bees with a cu-chemical formula (screen displays the scientists and Keswick spraying a bee hive with the chemical formula) that transformed them into killer bees. (screen displays an adorable "Normal Bee" and a transformed "Killer Bee" who dons a hockey mask and overalls like Jason Voorhees and wields a dagger.)
- Chief: Why would they do a messed up thing like that?
- Keswick: (very blatant) Certainly not because we drank jungle water and our bu-brains got all fu-fu-fu-fogged up. I mean how would I know! (presses button on remote; screen displays a live broadcast of the killer bees wrecking havoc on Petropolis by shooting lasers from their stingers. One of the bees is holding a "Thanks, Keswick!" sign) Anyway, the bees have since migrated to Petropolis and considering they can shu-shoot lasers from their stingers pose a threat to everyone.
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