The Chief: "The day is over Agent Puppy, you slept through work."
Dudley: "I wish you told me before we had a valet."
Kitty: "We didn't had a valet."
Dudley: "I like to report for a stolen vehicle."
The Chief: "Just be on time tomorrow. It's the annual T.U.F.F. costume party."
Keswick: "I would like to meet a girl this year."
Dudley: "I promise I won't be late."
Dudley: "I'm here and ready to party. Sorry about the squeaking. I took a shower last night but it made it rust in."
The Chief: "The costume party was a week ago."
Dudley: "Oh no. This is horrible."
Kitty: "I know you slept through the week."
Dudley: "Actually, that was refreshing. Whats horrible that I was suppose to return this suit of armor 6 days ago. Look I'm sorry guys. I promise I'll be on time tomorrow."
Dudley: "I'm here, bright and early!"
The Chief: "Early? You've been gone a year."
Keswick: "On the upside we have t-t-t-t tangelos."
Dudley: "I can explain, you see I was on my way to work and this tennis ball bounced by and I chased into a cruise ship and I got ship wrecked on drop gillion, the natives navy their king and made me a action movie called "The Fast And The Furriest", that was my title. They wanted me to call in Gibberish language. Here I brought you guys t-shirts."
Keswick: "W-W-W-W-Welcome to East Hampton'"
Kitty: "Dudley, you were on long island."
Dudley: "Only they would send me to Hollywolf for the premier of the movie."
The Chief: "Agent Puppy, I had a whole speech ready to give you about punctuality, but its been a year and I lost it. Oh, I also got your ham from Christmas, but that was 8 months ago so I wouldn't need it. The point is if your late again tomorrow one more time, I'll have no choice, but to fire you."
Dudley: "You're welcome for the tiny t-shirt."
Kitty: "Dudley you can't be afford to be late again."
Dudley: "Actually, I can. I made a tones on that movie. Here go buy something nice.
Kitty: "The point is.. Thanks! The point is without you the Petropolis' super villains have been gone on a Year Long Rampage.
Dudley: "Don't worry Kitty. I won't miss work again."
The Chameleon: "So Agent Puppy is back, I have to warn my partners in crime."
Snaptrap: "Since Agent Puppy disappeared, our crimes have been getting good."
The Chameleon: (to Snaptrap & Bird Brain) "Listen up, you two! Agent Puppy is back at T.U.F.F."
Bird Brain: "Oh no!"
The Chameleon: "To get rid of Agent Puppy, all we have to do is to make him late for work one more time and he'll be fired from T.U.F.F. forever."
The Chameleon: "It's my girlfriend, Charmaine." (getting his money)
Charmaine: "Don't wait up for me."
The Chameleon: "We are soul mates."
Dudley: "There. I set 50 alarm clocks for 7 AM. There is no way I'll be late for work tomorrow."
Bird Brain: "Quiet, we almost woke up Agent Puppy. Now lets steal the alarm clocks so he'll be late for work." (Charmaine calling)
Charmaine: "Chameleon, I want your money."
The Chameleon: "Hi, Charmaine. Oh yes, I will give my money."
The Chameleon: "We did it. Agent Puppy is still asleep and he's going to miss work."
Dudley: "It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Nailed it, time to go to work."
Bird Brain: "Oh no! Agent Puppy is awake."
The Chameleon: "I got a another plan to delay Agent Puppy."
Snaptrap: "See, why can't you be more like the Chameleon."
Bird Brain: "Giant hot dog to base I'm in position and feeling totally humiliated."
Snaptrap: "Pipe down and act delicious."
Dudley: "I am going to work on time so nothing can distract me. (seeing a giant hot dog) Giant hog dog!" (chasing Bird Brain, and got in the trash).
Bird Brain: "Hot dog to spaghetti and meatball we lost him."
Snaptrap: "Yo ho Agent Puppy, I'm a yummy spaghetti."
The Chameleon: "And I'm a delicious meatball."
Dudley: (seeing the spaghetti and meatball) "Oh, there is spaghetti and meatball. (seeing the billboard) Oh, look how my face it is!" (bumps Snaptrap and the Chameleon)
Bird Brain: "Did you get him? Hello, I know you're there.
Bird Brain: "Time for a brilliant plan. (seeing the Chameleon in meatball form, to the Chameleon) Why are you still in meatball?"
The Chameleon: "Because my transformation suit broke when Agent Puppy ran me over. Oh this is bad, Charmaine hates Italian food.
Bird Brain: "No one care but here comes Agent Puppy. (to Snaptrap) Quick setup the diabolical destroy sign. (hold out the sign says T.U.F.T. HQ to the left but spelled wrong) You ninny that sign says TUFT. Agent Puppy works at TUFF."
The Chameleon: "That's weird, she changed her number. Oh, I'm a very lonely meatball!"