Dudley: "Sorry, I never remember where I bury stuff. I usually make a list but I buried that too. Relax, it's not like the curse is real." (hears howling; then jumps into Kitty's arms in fear) "Aaaah! The curse is reeaaaal!"
Snaptrap: (groaning) "My foot's asleep. Pins and needles!"
Bird Brain: “Ugh! Tell me about it. I've been sitting here so long, my blue bottom is black and blue."
Dudley: "Wow, an actual king. You know my friend Phil comes from royalty.. his uncle's a duke. Or maybe his name is Duke? The point is, he has a pool table."
The Chief: (via monitor) "Agents, you have a new assignment. You're going to the museum."
Dudley: "The museum?! Aaawww! What did we do wrong?!"
The Chief: "The list is too long, and I have no time for it."
Dudley: "I bury stuff all the time; it's a dog thing. Like chasing squirrels and making your own gourmet pasta sauce."
Dudley: "Let's go to Phil's and play pool!"
The Chameleon: "Team Evil!"
Snaptrap: "Hi, Agent Puppy! Uh, I mean booooo!"
The Chameleon: "Score one for Team Evil!"
Bird Brain: "WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!"
Bird Brain: "Well played, Agent Puppy. But I knew it was you all along."
Snaptrap: "Yeah, that's why you led that heroic charge into that Ancient Greek trash compactor."
Snaptrap: "Wow! Two supervillains working together! This is monumental. This is historic. This is something the airduct can't support."
Kitty: "Honestly, why can't you be more like a cat? Determined, and focused, and-- MOUSE!" (becomes intoxicated and starts chasing after the mouse before eventually being locked out of the museum, having been tricked by The Chameleon, who was disguised as the mouse)
The Chief: "Great, Agent Puppy! Thanks to you, I committed insurance fraud!"
Snaptrap: "Aaah! King Mutt, he's real!" (grabs bucket of water and throws it onto The Chameleon; his transformation suit short-circuits, transforming him back into himself)"Why are you melting? No wait, that only works on the Wicked Witch of the West."
The Chameleon: "Oooh, I hope we get the same cell. Then we'd really get to bond! Can I get a Team Evil?"
Bird Brain: "Oh, please! Put me in solitary!"
The Chameleon: "Agent Puppy, find that bone or be annihilated by me, King Mutt, ruler of Ancient Egypt! Hieroglyphics, Cleopatra, jewel of the Nile."
The Chameleon: "Oh, ahaha... yes. O-okay, huh ha, by the power vested in me by the town of Egypt, you are now free of my curse! Tutankhamen, Nefertiti, Brendan Fraser."
Dudley: (referring to Snaptrap, Bird Brain and The Chameleon) "Those fiends joined forces?! That's a regular team evil!"
Bird Brain : (off-screen) "WE'RE NOT CALLING OURSELVES THAT!!"
Kitty: "Dudley, it's time to take out the trash!"
Bird Brain: (while waiting for Snaptrap) “So... how about this heatwave?”
The Chameleon: “It’s supposed to ease up by the weekend.”