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</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5C%22Snapnapped%5C%22%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Snapnapped%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSnapnapped%7C%5C%22Snapnapped%5C%22%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="94146-8155457855092069e33300" href="/wiki/Snapnapped" title="Snapnapped">"Snapnapped"</a> from Season 1. It aired on November 6, 2010.
 
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|season = 1
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <i><b>Transcript</b></i> </h2>
 
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|episode= 5
<ul><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i><b>(episode starts in D.O.O.M. lair with Snaptrap on a television feed as he is making an evil introduction; he laughs)</b></i></u>
 
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|prodcode = 103A
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|story = [[Butch Hartman]]<br>[[Scott Fellows]]
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(laughing)</i> "Petropolis, drop to your knees and bow to your <i>new lord</i> and<i> master</i>: <b>VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP</b>!" <i>(smiles)</i>
 
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|writer = Butch Hartman
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|storyboard = [[Aaron Hammersley]]
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(view zooms out to show Snaptrap actually holding a video screen-shaped piece of cardboard)</i>
 
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|director = [[Michelle Bryan]]
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|art direction = [[George Goodchild]]
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "How<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s that?"
 
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|music direction = [[Guy Moon]]
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|airdate = November 6, 2010
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Ollie</b><i>: (holding a cup of tea) </i>"It<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>d been more frightening if you were on a <i>real</i> video screen, boss."
 
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|previous = [[Operation: Happy Birthday]]
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|next = [[Mom-a-Geddon]]
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (throws cardboard) </i>"Well, we don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t <i>have</i> a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?!
 
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|enemy = [[Verminious Snaptrap]]<br>[[D.O.O.M.]]}}
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(frame zooms out to show D.O.O.M. headquarters littered with broken gadgets) </i></u>
 
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This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode, [[Snapnapped|"Snapnapped"]] from Season 1. It aired on November 6, 2010.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b><i>: (facepalm)</i> "This is pathetic! Our vehicles don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t run, <i>(D.O.O.M. helicopter falls onto and crushes people in the background) </i>our weapons won<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t fire<i> (Snaptrap presses remote to launch bomb, which instead falls and lands on Larry, squashing him)</i>, and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"
 
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== '''''Transcript''''' ==
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*<u>'''''(The episode starts in D.O.O.M. lair with Snaptrap on a television feed as he is making an evil introduction; he laughs)'''''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Ollie</b>: <i>(sitting on rock)</i> "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss." <i>(Ollie and Francisco roast sausages on forks, over a chair fire)</i>
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': ''(laughing)'' "Petropolis, drop to your knees and bow to your ''new lord'' and'' master'': '''''VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP'''''!" ''(smiles)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (takes weenie) "</i>We can<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t defeat T.U.F.F. like <i>this</i>! How do they manage to remain on the cutting edge of technology?
 
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*''(view zooms out to show Snaptrap actually holding a video screen-shaped piece of cardboard)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Someone imitates telephone ring, "ring ring")</i>
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': "How&apos;s that?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Ollie</b>:<i> (points to phones) </i>"Phone for you boss."
 
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*'''Ollie''''': (holding a cup of tea) ''"It&apos;d been more frightening if you were on a ''real'' video screen, boss."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (takes tin can phones) </i>"Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"
 
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*'''Snaptrap''':'' (throws cardboard) ''"Well, we don&apos;t ''have'' a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?!
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Mole</b>: <i>(speaking through empty creamy potato tin can phone in a French accent; Snaptrap listens)</i> "Snaptrap, it<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s ze, the Mole.
 
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*<u>''(frame zooms out to show D.O.O.M. headquarters littered with broken gadgets) ''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (speaks into can) </i>"Mole, great connection! You sound like you<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re right in the same room."
 
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*'''Snaptrap''''': (facepalm)'' "This is pathetic! Our vehicles don&apos;t run, ''(D.O.O.M. helicopter falls onto and crushes people in the background) ''our weapons won&apos;t fire'' (Snaptrap presses remote to launch bomb, which instead falls and lands on Larry, squashing him)'', and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Mole really is in the same room, right behind him in a freshly dug hole)</i>
 
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*'''Ollie''': ''(sitting on rock)'' "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss." ''(Ollie and Francisco roast sausages on forks, over a chair fire)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Mole</b><i>: (speaking into can) </i>"I did some digging, and learned T.U.F.F.<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s technology is designed by their<i> genius</i> gadget guy. I<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>m sending you a photo." <i>(stands, walks over to Snaptrap and hands him a piece of yellow pad paper; Snaptrap looks at a poorly drawn sketch of Keswick)</i> "Name<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s Keswick. We get him on our side, we<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll not only have chairs, we<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll have-
 
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*'''Snaptrap''':'' (takes weenie) "''We can&apos;t defeat T.U.F.F. like ''this''! How do they manage to remain on the cutting edge of technology?
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "High-tech weaponry, and phones that don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t smell like soup!"<i> (empties and throws can away) </i>"Brilliant! We<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll capture this guy and make him work for <i>us</i>!"
 
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*''(Someone imitates telephone ring, "ring ring")''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Ollie, Francisco and Mole react favorably) </i>
 
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*'''Ollie''':'' (points to phones) ''"Phone for you boss."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "To the D.O.O.M. mobile!"
 
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*'''Snaptrap''':'' (takes tin can phones) ''"Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(quick cut to D.O.O.M. agents waiting at a bus stop)</i></u>
 
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*'''Mole''': ''(speaking through empty creamy potato tin can phone in a French accent; Snaptrap listens)'' "Snaptrap, it&apos;s ze, the Mole.
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(a bus arrives and they board it; as it drives off, Snaptrap laughs as he sticks a poster reading "...OF D.O.O.M.!" to the back of the bus; it now reads "BUS ...OF D.O.O.M.!")</i>
 
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*'''Snaptrap''':'' (speaks into can) ''"Mole, great connection! You sound like you&apos;re right in the same room."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i><b>(transition to Keswick making an announcement to his fellow agents in the conference room of the T.U.F.F. headquarters; everyone gathered at meeting table)</b></i></u>
 
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*''(Mole really is in the same room, right behind him in a freshly dug hole)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: <i>(standing on table; talking into microphone) </i>"Fellow T.U.F.F. agents hold onto your hats." <i>(lowers glasses) "Uh, those of you not wearing hats, rah-rah-roll with it.</i>" <i>(presses remote)</i> " I give you, the <i>Donutomic Atomizer</i>!" <i>(he chuckles to himself; machine lights up behind Keswick; doughnuts pop out and Keswick takes one) </i>
 
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*'''Mole''''': (speaking into can) ''"I did some digging, and learned T.U.F.F.&apos;s technology is designed by their'' genius'' gadget guy. I&apos;m sending you a photo." ''(stands, walks over to Snaptrap and hands him a piece of yellow pad paper; Snaptrap looks at a poorly drawn sketch of Keswick)'' "Name&apos;s Keswick. We get him on our side, we&apos;ll not only have chairs, we&apos;ll have-
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: It creates <i>delectable</i> doughnuts out of thaagh.uh..thin air."<i> (Snaptrap robots appear from ground; doughnuts are fired at and capture the robots, putting them away in a box)</i> "It also captures a buh-buuh-buh-buh-baker<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s dozen of villains in one fell swoop." <i>(smiling)</i> "Quite possibly my greatest invention ever."
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': "High-tech weaponry, and phones that don&apos;t smell like soup!"'' (empties and throws can away) ''"Brilliant! We&apos;ll capture this guy and make him work for ''us''!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Dudley, Chief and Kitty are unimpressed, busy doing other things)</i>
 
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*''(Ollie, Francisco, and Mole react favorably) ''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>:<i> (unimpressed, playing with Game Pup) </i>"Does it make <i>jelly</i> doughnuts?"
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': "To the D.O.O.M. mobile!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Not yet Agent Puppy. So far only (twitches) <i>g-gllll..glazed</i>."
 
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*<u>''(quick cut to D.O.O.M. agents waiting at a bus stop)''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty:</b><i> (unamused, filing her claws) </i>"Well, that<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s too bad."
 
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</li></ul>
 
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*''(a bus arrives and they board it; as it drives off, Snaptrap laughs as he sticks a poster reading "...OF D.O.O.M.!" to the back of the bus; it now reads "BUS ...OF D.O.O.M.!")''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Too <i>bad</i>? It makes doughnuts out of <i>thin air</i>!"
 
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*<u>'''''(transition to Keswick making an announcement to his fellow agents in the conference room of the T.U.F.F. headquarters; everyone gathered at meeting table)'''''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief:</b><i> (sips coffee, unamused) </i>"But not jelly. Keswick, you need to make a jelly doughnut run." <i>(pushes Keswick towards exit with robotic hand)</i>
 
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*'''Keswick''': ''(standing on table; talking into microphone) ''"Fellow T.U.F.F. agents hold onto your hats." ''(lowers glasses) "Uh, those of you not wearing hats, rah-rah-roll with it.''" ''(presses remote)'' " I give you, the ''Donutomic Atomizer''!" ''(he chuckles to himself; machine lights up behind Keswick; doughnuts pop out and Keswick takes one) ''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick:</b><i> (being pushed, grunts) </i>"But-bu-but I have one more invention to show you - a high-tech security system. You can<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t leave this room without knowing the secret c-ca-c-c-codephrase. <i>(pushed out of door) </i>"Uh, it<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s a bit of a tongue t-tw-tw-twister." <i>(sadly sighs; talks into security system speaker)</i> "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." <i>(Keswick leaves; monitor displays "security system activated)</i>
 
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*'''Keswick''': It creates ''delectable'' doughnuts out of thaagh.uh..thin air."'' (Snaptrap robots appear from ground; doughnuts are fired at and capture the robots, putting them away in a box)'' "It also captures a buh-buuh-buh-buh-baker&apos;s dozen of villains in one fell swoop." ''(smiling)'' "Quite possibly my greatest invention ever."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i><b>(transition to Keswick leaving the Dumpin<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span> Donuts store in the city)</b></i></u>
 
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*''(Dudley, the Chief and Kitty are unimpressed, busy doing other things)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>:<i> (walking while holding a box of doughnuts)</i> "How humiliating. Someone of<i> my</i> intellect reduced to carrying a buh-b-b-box of <i>circular, fattening <b>breakfast pastries!</b></i>" (stops; filled with gloom) "Sometimes I feel like no one ap-prah-pr-pr-prah-pr-preciates me.
 
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*'''Dudley''':'' (unimpressed, playing with Game Pup) ''"Does it make ''jelly'' doughnuts?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(bus "of D.O.O.M." abruptly arrives at bus stop; D.O.O.M. agents (and the Mole) jump out of bus)</i></u>
 
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*'''Keswick''': "Not yet Agent Puppy. So far only (twitches) ''g-gllll..glazed''."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., <i>Falswick</i>." <i>(Francisco, Snaptrap, Mole, Ollie and Larry applaud)</i>
 
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*'''Kitty:''''' (unamused, filing her claws) ''"Well, that&apos;s too bad."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick:</b> "First of all, it<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s <i>Keswick</i> and w-waah..wah-what do you want, <i>Snaptrap?"</i>
 
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*'''Keswick''': "Too ''bad''? It makes doughnuts out of ''thin air''!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(puts Snaptrap hat on and gives D.O.O.M. mug to Keswick) "</i>I want you to come and work, for <i>me</i>."
 
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*'''The Chief:''''' (sips coffee, unamused) ''"But not jelly. Keswick, you need to make a jelly doughnut run." ''(pushes Keswick towards exit with robotic hand)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>:<i> (throws hat away and hands mug to Snaptrap)</i> Ohoho, no way! It would go against my sworn oath as a tah..t-t-T.U.F.F. agent to work for the enemy.
 
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*'''Keswick:''''' (being pushed, grunts) ''"But-bu-but I have one more invention to show you - a high-tech security system. You can&apos;t leave this room without knowing the secret c-ca-c-c-codephrase. ''(pushed out of door) ''"Uh, it&apos;s a bit of a tongue t-tw-tw-twister." ''(sadly sighs; talks into security system speaker)'' "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." ''(Keswick leaves; monitor displays "security system activated)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (chucks mug away)</i> "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK! <i>(holds out burlap sack)</i>
 
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*<u>'''''(transition to Keswick leaving the Dumpin&apos; Donuts store in the city)'''''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Snaptrap grabs Keswick by the head and stuffs him into the sack; he struggles and the doughnuts fall to the ground)</i>
 
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*'''Keswick''':'' (walking while holding a box of doughnuts)'' "How humiliating. Someone of'' my'' intellect reduced to carrying a buh-b-b-box of ''circular, fattening '''breakfast pastries!'''''" (stops; filled with gloom) "Sometimes I feel like no one ap-prah-pr-pr-prah-pr-preciates me.
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(cut to the D.O.O.M. bus taking off; Snaptrap laughs as image of jelly dougnuts on sidewalk shown)</i></u>
 
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*<u>''(bus "of D.O.O.M." abruptly arrives at bus stop; D.O.O.M. agents (and the Mole) jump out of bus)''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i><b>(jelly doughnut transitions into image of clock at the conference room in T.U.F.F. HQ - hands point to ~9:06 am; reflection of a whimpering Dudley seen on clock)</b></i></u>
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., ''Falswick''." ''(Francisco, Snaptrap, Mole, Ollie and Larry applaud)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Dudley looks at his growling belly, which starts howling like a wolf then implodes; he collapses to the ground in pain)</i>
 
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*'''Keswick:''' "First of all, it&apos;s ''Keswick'' and w-waah..wah-what do you want, ''Snaptrap?"''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley:</b><i> (holding stomach)</i> "Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s been gone for twelve hours!"
 
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*'''Snaptrap''': ''(puts Snaptrap hat on and gives D.O.O.M. mug to Keswick) "''I want you to come and work, for ''me''."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: <i>(unamused; sitting, pointing to clock) </i>"Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."
 
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*'''Keswick''':'' (throws hat away and hands mug to Snaptrap)'' Ohoho, no way! It would go against my sworn oath as a tah..t-t-T.U.F.F. agent to work for the enemy.
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: "In dog years that<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s twelve hours!"
 
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*'''Snaptrap''':'' (chucks mug away)'' "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK! ''(holds out burlap sack)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief:</b> "We<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll find him with the T.U.F.F. tracker." (jumps from table and onto red button on instrument board)
 
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*''(Snaptrap grabs Keswick by the head and stuffs him into the sack; he struggles and the doughnuts fall to the ground)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(streetmap location of Keswick shown; video of his kidnapping plays - Snaptrap laughs, stuffs Keswick into sack while Ollie holds it; both run into D.O.O.M. bus and take off)</i>
 
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*<u>''(cut to the D.O.O.M. bus taking off; Snaptrap laughs as image of jelly dougnuts on sidewalk shown)''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "Holy hairpiece! Snaptrap<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s kidnapped Keswick!"
 
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*<u>'''''(jelly doughnut transitions into image of clock at the conference room in T.U.F.F. HQ - hands point to ~9:06 am; reflection of a whimpering Dudley seen on clock)'''''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley:</b><i> (grabs the Chief) </i>"AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"
 
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</li></ul>
 
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*''(Dudley looks at his growling belly, which starts howling like a wolf then implodes; he collapses to the ground in pain)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: "We have to rescue him!" <i>(trots towards exit)</i>
 
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</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley:''''' (holding stomach)'' "Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He&apos;s been gone for twelve hours!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: <i>(follows Kitty; strangling Chief in his grasp) </i>"AND THE DOUGHNUTS!""
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''': ''(unamused; sitting, pointing to clock) ''"Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(security system is activated; the door is sealed off by a laser force field: Kitty, the Chief and Dudley run into it, electrocuting and knocking them back; ball rises from trap door, hologram of a tall and muscular Keswick appears)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': "In dog years, that&apos;s twelve hours!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i><b>Keswick</b>: </i>(recorded hologram)<i> "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ve been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-tta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''The Chief:''' "We&apos;ll find him with the T.U.F.F. tracker." (jumps from table and onto red button on instrument board)
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: <i>(sigh) </i>"Great, how do we get out of the conference room?"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(streetmap location of Keswick shown; video of his kidnapping plays - Snaptrap laughs, stuffs Keswick into sack while Ollie holds it; both run into D.O.O.M. bus and take off)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i><b>Keswick</b>: "You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re probably wondering how you get out of the conference room. Well you can<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t. You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re locked in until an authorized (twitches) T.U.F.F. agent speaks the secret (twitches) codephrase. Have a nice day."</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "Holy hairpiece! Snaptrap&apos;s kidnapped Keswick!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(transmission ends, ball returns under the floor; Dudley is panicky, Chief is anxious and Kitty tries to stay calm)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley:''''' (grabs the Chief) ''"AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty:</b> "No big deal, we<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re just locked in a<i> room</i>."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''': "We have to rescue him!" ''(trots towards exit)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: "<b>WITH NO FOOD!</b>"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': ''(follows Kitty; strangling the Chief in his grasp) ''"AND THE DOUGHNUTS!""
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty:</b><i> (smiles)</i> "What<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s the worst that could happen?"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(security system is activated; the door is sealed off by a laser force field: Kitty, the Chief and Dudley run into it, electrocuting and knocking them back; ball rises from trap door, hologram of a tall and muscular Keswick appears)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(steel doors are suddenly lowered, trapping the three in a rectangular enclosure; a spiked wall from right end of the room begins moving towards the center, where the agents are)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''''Keswick''': ''(recorded hologram)'' "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You&apos;ve been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-tta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: <i>(looking at spiked wall) </i>"That!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''': ''(sigh) ''"Great, how do we get out of the conference room?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(spiked wall from the left side of the room starts moving towards the agents - both spiked walls are meant to crush the agents; Kitty and Dudley (with the Chief on his nose) jump onto the Chief<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s TV monitor to take cover)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''''Keswick''': "You&apos;re probably wondering how you get out of the conference room. Well you can&apos;t. You&apos;re locked in until an authorized (twitches) T.U.F.F. agent speaks the secret (twitches) codephrase. Have a nice day."''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>:<i> (looking at other spiked wall) </i>"And that."<i> (everyone screams)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(transmission ends, ball returns under the floor; Dudley is panicky, the Chief is anxious and Kitty tries to stay calm)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(transition to D.O.O.M. at their headquarters; it is pitch black - only the characters<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span> eyes are visible)</i></u></b>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Kitty:''' "No big deal, we&apos;re just locked in a'' room''."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "<i>Smellsick</i>!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': "'''WITH NO FOOD!'''"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Keswick."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Kitty:''''' (smiles)'' "What&apos;s the worst that could happen?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "Let me be the first to welcome you-" <i>(pulls chain, turning lightbulb on and revealing everyone) </i>"-to D.O.O.M. HQ."<i> (light bulb momentarily dies, flickers and then dies for good) </i>"Curses! Larry, get me a candle." <i>(Larry runs off)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(steel doors are suddenly lowered, trapping the three in a rectangular enclosure; a spiked wall from right end of the room begins moving towards the center, where the agents are)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: <i>(visible only by eyes) </i>"Running away!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': ''(looking at spiked wall) ''"That!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (holds candle, illuminating the room; Keswick is stunned)</i> "You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re not going anywhere! Don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t make me use this!" <i>(aims soup can at Keswick) </i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(spiked wall from the left side of the room starts moving towards the agents - both spiked walls are meant to crush the agents; Kitty and Dudley (with the Chief on his nose) jump onto the Chief&apos;s TV monitor to take cover)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Is that a soup can?"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''':'' (looking at other spiked wall) ''"And that."'' (everyone screams)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(relents, then breaks into tears and falls to the ground) "Yes!" (sulks) "It<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s pathetic, I know." (begs at Keswick<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s feet) </i>"Please don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t leave! Pleeaase! You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re the muscular, tall and genius smooth-talking techno-wizard we need!" <i>(threateningly to his minions)</i> "The rest of you, suck up to Smellsick or perish! (they run to the foreground)
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''<u>''(transition to D.O.O.M. at their headquarters; it is pitch black - only the characters&apos; eyes are visible)''</u>'''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(cut; Snaptrap, Francisco, Larry, Mole and Ollie cheer "Smellsick! Smellsick! Smellsick!)</i></u>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "''Smellsick''!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>:<i> (smiles, then blushes) </i>"Oh alright, I suppose I could help fix the pluh-place up a little. I<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum g-g-generator.
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Keswick."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Larry</b>: (holds cans and points at shark tank) "We have soup cans and a shark tank."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "Let me be the first to welcome you-" ''(pulls chain, turning lightbulb on and revealing everyone) ''"-to D.O.O.M. HQ."'' (light bulb momentarily dies, flickers and then dies for good) ''"Curses! Larry, get me a candle." ''(Larry runs off)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(sharks wave hello with their fins)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': ''(visible only by eyes) ''"Running away!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Uh-cl-cl-close enough." (pushes everyone outside) Okay, everyone out."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''':'' (holds candle, illuminating the room; Keswick is stunned)'' "You&apos;re not going anywhere! Don&apos;t make me use this!" ''(aims soup can at Keswick) ''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Keswick shuts door behind him and sets himself to work; emanating rays of light can be seen from the door and the noise of machinery can be heard by the Snaptrap and his henchmen; momentarily, Keswick emerges from the door of the revamped D.O.O.M. headquarters)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Is that a soup can?"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Ladies and guh-guh-gentlemen.."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': ''(relents, then breaks into tears and falls to the ground) "Yes!" (sulks) "It&apos;s pathetic, I know." (begs at Keswick&apos;s feet) ''"Please don&apos;t leave! Pleeaase! You&apos;re the muscular, tall and genius smooth-talking techno-wizard we need!" ''(threateningly to his minions)'' "The rest of you, suck up to Smellsick or perish! (they run to the foreground)
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Ollie</b>: "Uh, ladies don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t really<i> talk</i> to us."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*<u>''(cut; Snaptrap, Francisco, Larry, Mole and Ollie cheer "Smellsick! Smellsick! Smellsick!)''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Yeah I feel you man. Anyway, I am pleased to present.. the <i>new </i>D.O.O.M.!
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''':'' (smiles, then blushes) ''"Oh alright, I suppose I could help fix the pluh-place up a little. I&apos;ll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum g-g-generator.
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(smoke clears; Snaptrap is amazed and walks inside; view zooms out to show new headquarters; large room, computers and doomsday device are at center; sharks swim underneath glass floor; soup can flies past)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Larry''': (holds cans and points at shark tank) "We have soup cans and a shark tank."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "It<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s so beautiful!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(sharks wave hello with their fins)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>All D.O.O.M.</b>: (lifting Keswick and throwing him up in celebration) "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Uh-cl-cl-close enough." (pushes everyone outside) Okay, everyone out."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(holding Keswick)</i> "You<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re a genius! Have a doughnut."<i> (cut; walks with Keswick)</i> "Fizzbick, do you think you could build <i>me,</i> a doomsday device, to <i>destroy</i> T.U.F.F.?<i> (pulls out photo of Kitty, Chief, Keswick and Dudley)</i> "After all, they never appreciated<i> your </i>genius in the<i> first</i> place." (hands to Keswick)
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(Keswick shuts door behind him and sets himself to work; emanating rays of light can be seen from the door and the noise of machinery can be heard by the Snaptrap and his henchmen; momentarily, Keswick emerges from the door of the revamped D.O.O.M. headquarters)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: <i>(holds; hesitant; looks at it)</i> "Well, I don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t know.. they<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re my fa-fa-family, they<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re my fa-fa-friends."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Ladies and guh-guh-gentlemen.."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "C<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated the way we do."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Ollie''': "Uh, ladies don&apos;t really'' talk'' to us."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>All D.O.O.M.</b>: "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Yeah I feel you man. Anyway, I am pleased to present.. the ''new ''D.O.O.M.!
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: <i>(sinister smile)</i> "Maybe they<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll appreciate me <i>now</i>. <i>(chuckles; normal)</i> "Well, I can<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t resist a good chant. One doomsday device, cah-c-coming up."<i> (shakes Snaptrap<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s hand)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*''(smoke clears; Snaptrap is amazed and walks inside; view zooms out to show new headquarters; large room, computers and doomsday device are at center; sharks swim underneath glass floor; soup can flies past)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i><b>(transition to T.U.F.F. headquarters; Dudley, Kitty and Chief are still stuck in conference room, clinging onto his monitor for safety; walls of room are folding onto them as spikes draw nearer)</b></i></u>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "It&apos;s so beautiful!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Chief</b>: "Keswick said there was a secret code phrase! He must have used it to get out of here!" <i>(jumps off Dudley<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s nose and flips switch; video of Keswick plays on his monitor)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''All D.O.O.M.''': (lifting Keswick and throwing him up in celebration) "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i><b>Keswick</b>: (video) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': ''(holding Keswick)'' "You&apos;re a genius! Have a doughnut."'' (cut; walks with Keswick)'' "Fizzbick, do you think you could build ''me,'' a doomsday device, to ''destroy'' T.U.F.F.?'' (pulls out photo of Kitty, Chief, Keswick and Dudley)'' "After all, they never appreciated'' your ''genius in the'' first'' place." (hands to Keswick)
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: <i>(jumps off monitor)</i> "That<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s easy!" <i>(desperate)</i> "Peter Popper piped a pot of purple peepers!" <i>(nothing happens)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': ''(holds; hesitant; looks at it)'' "Well, I don&apos;t know.. they&apos;re my fa-fa-family, they&apos;re my fa-fa-friends."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: "No, let me!"<i> (desperate)</i> "Peter Paper peeled a pouch of plastic pappies!"<i> (nothing happens)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "C&apos;mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated the way we do."
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: <i>(desperately shouts as his monitor is being crushed by spikes)</i> "Pa pa pa pa pa pa, pee pee pa pa, pee pee pa pa! <i>(monitor destroyed) </i>"Huh, thought I nailed that. "<br data-rte-washtml="1" />
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''All D.O.O.M.''': "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(spikes flatten them, as walls come together, view turns to black)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': ''(sinister smile)'' "Maybe they&apos;ll appreciate me ''now''. ''(chuckles; normal)'' "Well, I can&apos;t resist a good chant. One doomsday device, cah-c-coming up."'' (shakes Snaptrap&apos;s hand)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "Kitty, Dudley, focus!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*<u>'''''(transition to T.U.F.F. headquarters; Dudley, Kitty and Chief are still stuck in conference room, clinging onto his monitor for safety; walls of room are folding onto them as spikes draw nearer)'''''</u>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Everyone</b>: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!"
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "Keswick said there was a secret code phrase! He must have used it to get out of here!" ''(jumps off Dudley&apos;s nose and flips switch; video of Keswick plays on his monitor)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>:<i> (recorded)</i> "Code uh-phrase, accepted."
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''''Keswick''': (video) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(spiked walls retract, revealing squashed Kitty, Dudley and Chief; their bodies stretch back to normal, only to reveal that they have been flattened and the spikes have made holes in them)</i>
 
  +
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': ''(jumps off monitor)'' "That&apos;s easy!" ''(desperate)'' ”Peter Pooper piped a pot of purple peppers!” ''(nothing happens)''
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: "T.U.F.F. the Tooth Mobile!"
 
  +
*'''Kitty: '''”No, Let Me!” “Peter Paper Peeled a Pouch of Plastic Pappies”!
</li></ul>
 
  +
*'''The Chief:''' “Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa, Pee Pee Pa Pa, Pee Pee Pa Pa!“ (Crashes TV) “(Groans) I Thought I Nailed That.” (The Conferences Room Closes In Any Seconds). “Kitty, Dudley, Focus!”
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: "You<i> mean</i>, to the T.U.F.F. Mobile!"<i> (waddles off)</i>
 
  +
*'''Dudley and Kitty:''' “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.”
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: "I thought I<i> nailed</i> that."
 
  +
*'''Keswick''':'' (recorded)'' "Code uh-phrase, accepted."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(cut to new D.O.O.M. headquarters; dressed in an evil outfit, Keswick stands in front of the six-dollar burger vending machine; Ollie, Mole, Snaptrap and Francisco are relaxing on hovering lawn chairs; they hover towards him)</i></u></b>
 
  +
*''(The spiked walls retract opened revealing, And their Heads Are Turn Back To normal But their bodies have holes on it)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(on lounge chair)</i> "We love these floating lawn chairs Fizzmick. And that doomsday device is the <i>cat<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s pajamas</i>!
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': "Toff the T.O.O.F. Mobile!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "Hoho-oh, this isn<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t the duh-d-d-duh-doomsday device-"<i> (points to doomsday device reminiscent of the Donutomic Atomizer, behind Snaptrap) </i>"-<i>that<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s</i> the doomsday device." <i>(walks to vending machine) </i>"This just makes six d-duh-d-d-dollar hamburgers. But you need exact change." <i>(feeds six dollar note into machine; hamburger drops out)</i>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''': "You Mean, “To The T.U.F.F. Mobile”."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>:<i> (takes hamburger) </i>"Fabulous! Every other criminal in town, is gonna be <i>sooo</i> jealous. <i>(munches on hamburger)</i>
 
  +
*'''Dudley''': "I thought I'' ''nailed that."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "<i>Hey,</i> why not invite some other criminals over for a<i> party</i>? You could rub your success r-rah-rah-right in their <i>faces</i>."
 
  +
*'''<u>''(cut to new D.O.O.M. headquarters; dressed in an evil outfit, Keswick stands in front of the six-dollar burger vending machine; Ollie, Mole, Snaptrap and Francisco are relaxing on hovering lawn chairs; they hover towards him)''</u>'''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "I like the cut of your jib. Great idea! We<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll invite the entire Petropolis underworld. Maybe some of the <i>lady villains</i>, will even start to dig us!"
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': ''(on lounge chair)'' "We love these floating lawn chairs Fizzmick. And that doomsday device is the ''cat&apos;s pajamas''!
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Ollie</b>:<i> (removes hat, teary-eyed)</i> "Dare to dream sir, dare to dream.
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "Hoho-oh, this isn&apos;t the duh-d-d-duh-doomsday device-"'' (points to doomsday device reminiscent of the Donutomic Atomizer, behind Snaptrap) ''"-''that&apos;s'' the doomsday device." ''(walks to vending machine) ''"This just makes six d-duh-d-d-dollar hamburgers. But you need exact change." ''(feeds six dollar note into machine; hamburger drops out)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Snaptrap and Ollie are teary-eyed)</i>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''':'' (takes hamburger) ''"Fabulous! Every other criminal in town, is gonna be ''sooo'' jealous. ''(munches on hamburger)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(quick cut to Kitty, Dudley and Chief driving in the T.U.F.F. mobile)</i>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "''Hey,'' why not invite some other criminals over for a'' party''? You could rub your success r-rah-rah-right in their ''faces''."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "Keswick straight ahead!"
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "I like the cut of your jib. Great idea! We&apos;ll invite the entire Petropolis underworld. Maybe some of the ''lady villains'', will even start to dig us!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Dudley pulls up at D.O.O.M. headquarters building, in between a butcher and a pizzeria; the three kick their way through the door; signs read "Villain Party" and "Ladies free!", skull balloons decorate room and entrance leading into the rest of the headquarters)</i>
 
  +
*'''Ollie''':'' (removes hat, teary-eyed)'' "Dare to dream sir, dare to dream.
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>:<i> (sniffing) </i>"I<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>m picking up something.. Soup... doughnuts, and six dollar hamburgers! Keswick<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s in paradise!
 
  +
*''(Snaptrap and Ollie are teary-eyed)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(Kitty and Dudley peer from behind balloons: a party for all Petropoplis<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span> villains is being held; notably in attendance: Bird Brain, Chameleon and all of D.O.O.M.)</i></u>
 
  +
*''(quick cut to Kitty, Dudley and The Chief driving in the T.U.F.F. mobile)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(on podium) </i> "Villains, creeps, <i>weirdos</i>, please put your paws and claws together for my new head of evil technology, <i>Thalsmitch</i>!<i> (villains cheer for Keswick, who stands at doomsday device wearing his evil outfit)</i>
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "Keswick straight ahead!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "I don<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t believe it.. (rubs eyes) Keswick<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s turned to the dark side."
 
  +
*''(Dudley pulls up at D.O.O.M. headquarters building, in between a butcher and a pizzeria; the three kick their way through the door; signs read "Villain Party" and "Ladies free!", skull balloons decorate room and entrance leading into the rest of the headquarters)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>:<i> (sighs) </i>"It makes sense though.. we never appreciated him like<i> they</i> do."
 
  +
*'''Dudley''':'' (sniffing) ''"I&apos;m picking up something.. Soup... doughnuts, and six dollar hamburgers! Keswick&apos;s in paradise!
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: "Now, to make you all super-jealous, Killswitch will demonstrate my brand new weapon: the doomsday device!<i> (Keswick types at keyboard, activating the machine)</i> "I<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll set the machine<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s deathray co-ordinates, and destroy T.U.F.F.!"<i> (deathray powers on, sets coordinates on touchscreen)</i>
 
  +
*<u>''(Kitty and Dudley peer from behind balloons: a party for all Petropoplis&apos; villains is being held; notably in attendance: Bird Brain, Chameleon and all of D.O.O.M.)''</u>
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "And I<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll press the <i>go</i> button!"<i> (readies finger)</i>
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': ''(on podium) '' "Villains, creeps, ''weirdos'', please put your paws and claws together for my new head of evil technology, ''Thalsmitch''!'' (villains cheer for Keswick, who stands at doomsday device wearing his evil outfit)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Dudley, Kitty and Chief jump out, blowing their cover; Dudley and Kitty scream, "NOOOOOOOO!"; Francisco and the Chameleon are shocked)</i>
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "I don&apos;t believe it.. (rubs eyes) Keswick&apos;s turned to the dark side."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(depicted in snapshots: Kitty attacks the Chameleon and Francisco with her claws, Dudley karate kicks Ollie, Larry and the Mole and the Chief feebly tries to kick Bad Dog<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s foot)</i></u>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''':'' (sighs) ''"It makes sense though.. we never appreciated him like'' they'' do."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>(startled, Bad Dog looks down at the Chief, picks him up with his foot, and throws the Chief off his toe, causing him to bounce away helplessly)
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': "Now, to make you all super-jealous, Killswitch will demonstrate my brand new weapon: the doomsday device!'' (Keswick types at keyboard, activating the machine)'' "I&apos;ll set the machine&apos;s deathray co-ordinates, and destroy T.U.F.F.!"'' (deathray powers on, sets coordinates on touchscreen)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(at the same time, Bird Brain, Leather Teddy, the Chameleon, the Mole, Larry, Ollie, Francisco and Bad Dog leap at Dudley and Kitty; a brawl ensues, with the obligatory violent dust cloud)</i>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "And I&apos;ll press the ''go'' button!"'' (readies finger)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>:<i> (momentarily free; bruised)</i> "Keswick?! What<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ve you done?" <i>(pulled back in)</i>
 
  +
*''(Dudley, Kitty and Chief jump out, blowing their cover; Dudley and Kitty scream, "NOOOOOOOO!"; Francisco and the Chameleon are shocked)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>:<i> (tugs at Keswick)</i> "Do you have <i>ANY </i>food on you at all?"<i> (pulled back in by Ollie) </i>
 
  +
*<u>''(depicted in snapshots: Kitty attacks the Chameleon and Francisco with her claws, Dudley karate kicks Ollie, Larry and the Mole and the Chief feebly tries to kick Bad Dog&apos;s foot)''</u>
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Keswick pushes red button; the "doomsday device" fires jelly doughnuts, revealing it to be an improved version of the Donutomic Atomizer)</i>
 
  +
*(startled, Bad Dog looks down at the Chief, picks him up with his foot, and throws the Chief off his toe, causing him to bounce away helplessly)
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(just as the villains are about to re-engage with Dudley and Kitty, the doughnuts affix themselves to their heads [three doughnuts trap Snaptrap as he tries to runaway] and fly into a box, carrying the villains and hence, capturing them)</i>
 
  +
*''(at the same time, Bird Brain, Leather Teddy, the Chameleon, the Mole, Larry, Ollie, Francisco, and Bad Dog leap at Dudley and Kitty; a brawl ensues, with the obligatory violent dust cloud)''
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>:<i> (on hovering platform)</i> "One baker<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>s dozen of villainy.." <i>(Snaptrap pokes out of doughnut, covered in jelly)</i>"..and they<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re juh-j-juh-jelly<i> filled</i>. Courtesy of true blue T.U.F.F. agent, Kellsmitch!"<i> (strikes a karate pose, but hurts back)</i> "Ow, my back!"
 
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*'''Kitty''':'' (momentarily free; bruised)'' "Keswick?! What&apos;ve you done?" ''(pulled back in)''
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "Great job Keswick! Every villain in Petropolis captured in one fell swoop! You are a genius!"
 
  +
*'''Dudley''':'' (tugs at Keswick)'' "Do you have ''ANY ''food on you at all?"'' (pulled back in by Ollie) ''
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: <i>(covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) </i>"I will <i>now</i>, plot my revenge!" <i>(box lid closes)</i>
 
  +
*''(Keswick pushes red button; the "doomsday device" fires jelly doughnuts, revealing it to be an improved version of the Donutomic Atomizer)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: <i>(to Chief)</i> "I, couldn<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>t allow Snipsnap-"
 
  +
*''(just as the villains are about to re-engage with Dudley and Kitty, the doughnuts affix themselves to their heads [three doughnuts trap Snaptrap as he tries to runaway] and fly into a box, carrying the villains and hence, capturing them)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Snaptrap</b>: (in box) "Snaptrap!"
 
  +
*'''Keswick''':'' (on hovering platform)'' "One baker&apos;s dozen of villainy.." ''(Snaptrap pokes out of doughnut, covered in jelly)''"..and they&apos;re juh-j-juh-jelly'' filled''. Courtesy of true blue T.U.F.F. agent, Kellsmitch!"'' (strikes a karate pose, but hurts back)'' "Ow, my back!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Keswick</b>: "-to destroy T.U.F.F., no matter how horribly you all treated me. I was playing them the whole t-tah-t-tah-t-time."
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "Great job Keswick! Every villain in Petropolis captured in one fell swoop! You are a genius!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>:<i> (repentant)</i> "We<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>re sorry Keswick. And we promise that those days are<i> over</i>."
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': ''(covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) ''"I will ''now'', plot my revenge!" ''(box lid closes)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>The Chief</b>: "From now on, you<span data-rte-entity="apos">&apos;</span>ll just be a genius.. And Agent Puppy will get the doughnuts!"
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': ''(to Chief)'' "I, couldn&apos;t allow Snipsnap-"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Kitty</b>: "Speaking of which, where<i> is</i> Dudley?"
 
  +
*'''Snaptrap''': (in box) "Snaptrap!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>(Dudley is banging at vending machine)</i>
 
  +
*'''Keswick''': "-to destroy T.U.F.F., no matter how horribly you all treated me. I was playing them the whole t-tah-t-tah-t-time."
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b>Dudley</b>: "HEY! Does anyone have six dollars?!" <i>(bangs hamburger vending machine more, causing it to collapse and fall)</i>
 
  +
*'''Kitty''':'' (repentant)'' "We&apos;re sorry Keswick. And we promise that those days are'' over''."
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(just as it is about to fall on top of him, ending gag plays)</i></u>
 
  +
*'''The Chief''': "From now on, you&apos;ll just be a genius.. And Agent Puppy will get the doughnuts!"
</li></ul>
 
  +
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>(freeze frame, Dudley pokes his tongue at the camera as he is about to fall down)</i></u>
 
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*'''Kitty''': "Speaking of which, where'' is'' Dudley?"
</li></ul>
 
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><b><u data-rte-washtml="1"><i>THE END</i></u></b>
 
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*''(Dudley is banging at vending machine)''
</li></ul>
 
  +
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*'''Dudley''': "HEY! Does anyone have six dollars?!" ''(bangs hamburger vending machine more, causing it to collapse and fall)''
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*<u>''(just as it is about to fall on top of him, ending gag plays)''</u>
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*<u>''(freeze frame, Dudley pokes his tongue at the camera as he is about to fall down)''</u>
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*'''<u>''THE END''</u>'''
 
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"Snapnapped (transcript)"
Season 1, Episode 5
Snapnapped Title Card
Production Code: 103A
Airdate: November 6, 2010
Villain(s) Featured: Verminious Snaptrap
D.O.O.M.
Credits
Writer(s): Butch Hartman
Director(s): Michelle Bryan
Storyboards by: Aaron Hammersley
Art Direction: George Goodchild
Story by: Butch Hartman
Scott Fellows
Music by: Guy Moon
Chronology
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This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode, "Snapnapped" from Season 1. It aired on November 6, 2010.

Transcript

  • (The episode starts in D.O.O.M. lair with Snaptrap on a television feed as he is making an evil introduction; he laughs)
  • Snaptrap: (laughing) "Petropolis, drop to your knees and bow to your new lord and master: VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP!" (smiles)
  • (view zooms out to show Snaptrap actually holding a video screen-shaped piece of cardboard)
  • Snaptrap: "How's that?"
  • Ollie: (holding a cup of tea) "It'd been more frightening if you were on a real video screen, boss."
  • Snaptrap: (throws cardboard) "Well, we don't have a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?!
  • (frame zooms out to show D.O.O.M. headquarters littered with broken gadgets)
  • Snaptrap: (facepalm) "This is pathetic! Our vehicles don't run, (D.O.O.M. helicopter falls onto and crushes people in the background) our weapons won't fire (Snaptrap presses remote to launch bomb, which instead falls and lands on Larry, squashing him), and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"
  • Ollie: (sitting on rock) "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss." (Ollie and Francisco roast sausages on forks, over a chair fire)
  • Snaptrap: (takes weenie) "We can't defeat T.U.F.F. like this! How do they manage to remain on the cutting edge of technology?
  • (Someone imitates telephone ring, "ring ring")
  • Ollie: (points to phones) "Phone for you boss."
  • Snaptrap: (takes tin can phones) "Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"
  • Mole: (speaking through empty creamy potato tin can phone in a French accent; Snaptrap listens) "Snaptrap, it's ze, the Mole.
  • Snaptrap: (speaks into can) "Mole, great connection! You sound like you're right in the same room."
  • (Mole really is in the same room, right behind him in a freshly dug hole)
  • Mole: (speaking into can) "I did some digging, and learned T.U.F.F.'s technology is designed by their genius gadget guy. I'm sending you a photo." (stands, walks over to Snaptrap and hands him a piece of yellow pad paper; Snaptrap looks at a poorly drawn sketch of Keswick) "Name's Keswick. We get him on our side, we'll not only have chairs, we'll have-
  • Snaptrap: "High-tech weaponry, and phones that don't smell like soup!" (empties and throws can away) "Brilliant! We'll capture this guy and make him work for us!"
  • (Ollie, Francisco, and Mole react favorably)
  • Snaptrap: "To the D.O.O.M. mobile!"
  • (quick cut to D.O.O.M. agents waiting at a bus stop)
  • (a bus arrives and they board it; as it drives off, Snaptrap laughs as he sticks a poster reading "...OF D.O.O.M.!" to the back of the bus; it now reads "BUS ...OF D.O.O.M.!")
  • (transition to Keswick making an announcement to his fellow agents in the conference room of the T.U.F.F. headquarters; everyone gathered at meeting table)
  • Keswick: (standing on table; talking into microphone) "Fellow T.U.F.F. agents hold onto your hats." (lowers glasses) "Uh, those of you not wearing hats, rah-rah-roll with it." (presses remote) " I give you, the Donutomic Atomizer!" (he chuckles to himself; machine lights up behind Keswick; doughnuts pop out and Keswick takes one)
  • Keswick: It creates delectable doughnuts out of thaagh.uh..thin air." (Snaptrap robots appear from ground; doughnuts are fired at and capture the robots, putting them away in a box) "It also captures a buh-buuh-buh-buh-baker's dozen of villains in one fell swoop." (smiling) "Quite possibly my greatest invention ever."
  • (Dudley, the Chief and Kitty are unimpressed, busy doing other things)
  • Dudley: (unimpressed, playing with Game Pup) "Does it make jelly doughnuts?"
  • Keswick: "Not yet Agent Puppy. So far only (twitches) g-gllll..glazed."
  • Kitty: (unamused, filing her claws) "Well, that's too bad."
  • Keswick: "Too bad? It makes doughnuts out of thin air!"
  • The Chief: (sips coffee, unamused) "But not jelly. Keswick, you need to make a jelly doughnut run." (pushes Keswick towards exit with robotic hand)
  • Keswick: (being pushed, grunts) "But-bu-but I have one more invention to show you - a high-tech security system. You can't leave this room without knowing the secret c-ca-c-c-codephrase. (pushed out of door) "Uh, it's a bit of a tongue t-tw-tw-twister." (sadly sighs; talks into security system speaker) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." (Keswick leaves; monitor displays "security system activated)
  • (transition to Keswick leaving the Dumpin' Donuts store in the city)
  • Keswick: (walking while holding a box of doughnuts) "How humiliating. Someone of my intellect reduced to carrying a buh-b-b-box of circular, fattening breakfast pastries!" (stops; filled with gloom) "Sometimes I feel like no one ap-prah-pr-pr-prah-pr-preciates me.
  • (bus "of D.O.O.M." abruptly arrives at bus stop; D.O.O.M. agents (and the Mole) jump out of bus)
  • Snaptrap: "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., Falswick." (Francisco, Snaptrap, Mole, Ollie and Larry applaud)
  • Keswick: "First of all, it's Keswick and w-waah..wah-what do you want, Snaptrap?"
  • Snaptrap: (puts Snaptrap hat on and gives D.O.O.M. mug to Keswick) "I want you to come and work, for me."
  • Keswick: (throws hat away and hands mug to Snaptrap) Ohoho, no way! It would go against my sworn oath as a tah..t-t-T.U.F.F. agent to work for the enemy.
  • Snaptrap: (chucks mug away) "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK! (holds out burlap sack)
  • (Snaptrap grabs Keswick by the head and stuffs him into the sack; he struggles and the doughnuts fall to the ground)
  • (cut to the D.O.O.M. bus taking off; Snaptrap laughs as image of jelly dougnuts on sidewalk shown)
  • (jelly doughnut transitions into image of clock at the conference room in T.U.F.F. HQ - hands point to ~9:06 am; reflection of a whimpering Dudley seen on clock)
  • (Dudley looks at his growling belly, which starts howling like a wolf then implodes; he collapses to the ground in pain)
  • Dudley: (holding stomach) "Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He's been gone for twelve hours!"
  • Kitty: (unamused; sitting, pointing to clock) "Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."
  • Dudley: "In dog years, that's twelve hours!"
  • The Chief: "We'll find him with the T.U.F.F. tracker." (jumps from table and onto red button on instrument board)
  • (streetmap location of Keswick shown; video of his kidnapping plays - Snaptrap laughs, stuffs Keswick into sack while Ollie holds it; both run into D.O.O.M. bus and take off)
  • The Chief: "Holy hairpiece! Snaptrap's kidnapped Keswick!"
  • Dudley: (grabs the Chief) "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"
  • Kitty: "We have to rescue him!" (trots towards exit)
  • Dudley: (follows Kitty; strangling the Chief in his grasp) "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!""
  • (security system is activated; the door is sealed off by a laser force field: Kitty, the Chief and Dudley run into it, electrocuting and knocking them back; ball rises from trap door, hologram of a tall and muscular Keswick appears)
  • Keswick: (recorded hologram) "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You've been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-tta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."
  • Kitty: (sigh) "Great, how do we get out of the conference room?"
  • Keswick: "You're probably wondering how you get out of the conference room. Well you can't. You're locked in until an authorized (twitches) T.U.F.F. agent speaks the secret (twitches) codephrase. Have a nice day."
  • (transmission ends, ball returns under the floor; Dudley is panicky, the Chief is anxious and Kitty tries to stay calm)
  • Kitty: "No big deal, we're just locked in a room."
  • Dudley: "WITH NO FOOD!"
  • Kitty: (smiles) "What's the worst that could happen?"
  • (steel doors are suddenly lowered, trapping the three in a rectangular enclosure; a spiked wall from right end of the room begins moving towards the center, where the agents are)
  • Dudley: (looking at spiked wall) "That!"
  • (spiked wall from the left side of the room starts moving towards the agents - both spiked walls are meant to crush the agents; Kitty and Dudley (with the Chief on his nose) jump onto the Chief's TV monitor to take cover)
  • Dudley: (looking at other spiked wall) "And that." (everyone screams)
  • (transition to D.O.O.M. at their headquarters; it is pitch black - only the characters' eyes are visible)
  • Snaptrap: "Smellsick!"
  • Keswick: "Keswick."
  • Snaptrap: "Let me be the first to welcome you-" (pulls chain, turning lightbulb on and revealing everyone) "-to D.O.O.M. HQ." (light bulb momentarily dies, flickers and then dies for good) "Curses! Larry, get me a candle." (Larry runs off)
  • Keswick: (visible only by eyes) "Running away!"
  • Snaptrap: (holds candle, illuminating the room; Keswick is stunned) "You're not going anywhere! Don't make me use this!" (aims soup can at Keswick)
  • Keswick: "Is that a soup can?"
  • Snaptrap: (relents, then breaks into tears and falls to the ground) "Yes!" (sulks) "It's pathetic, I know." (begs at Keswick's feet) "Please don't leave! Pleeaase! You're the muscular, tall and genius smooth-talking techno-wizard we need!" (threateningly to his minions) "The rest of you, suck up to Smellsick or perish! (they run to the foreground)
  • (cut; Snaptrap, Francisco, Larry, Mole and Ollie cheer "Smellsick! Smellsick! Smellsick!)
  • Keswick: (smiles, then blushes) "Oh alright, I suppose I could help fix the pluh-place up a little. I'll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum g-g-generator.
  • Larry: (holds cans and points at shark tank) "We have soup cans and a shark tank."
  • (sharks wave hello with their fins)
  • Keswick: "Uh-cl-cl-close enough." (pushes everyone outside) Okay, everyone out."
  • (Keswick shuts door behind him and sets himself to work; emanating rays of light can be seen from the door and the noise of machinery can be heard by the Snaptrap and his henchmen; momentarily, Keswick emerges from the door of the revamped D.O.O.M. headquarters)
  • Keswick: "Ladies and guh-guh-gentlemen.."
  • Ollie: "Uh, ladies don't really talk to us."
  • Keswick: "Yeah I feel you man. Anyway, I am pleased to present.. the new D.O.O.M.!
  • (smoke clears; Snaptrap is amazed and walks inside; view zooms out to show new headquarters; large room, computers and doomsday device are at center; sharks swim underneath glass floor; soup can flies past)
  • Snaptrap: "It's so beautiful!"
  • All D.O.O.M.: (lifting Keswick and throwing him up in celebration) "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"
  • Snaptrap: (holding Keswick) "You're a genius! Have a doughnut." (cut; walks with Keswick) "Fizzbick, do you think you could build me, a doomsday device, to destroy T.U.F.F.? (pulls out photo of Kitty, Chief, Keswick and Dudley) "After all, they never appreciated your genius in the first place." (hands to Keswick)
  • Keswick: (holds; hesitant; looks at it) "Well, I don't know.. they're my fa-fa-family, they're my fa-fa-friends."
  • Snaptrap: "C'mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated the way we do."
  • All D.O.O.M.: "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"
  • Keswick: (sinister smile) "Maybe they'll appreciate me now. (chuckles; normal) "Well, I can't resist a good chant. One doomsday device, cah-c-coming up." (shakes Snaptrap's hand)
  • (transition to T.U.F.F. headquarters; Dudley, Kitty and Chief are still stuck in conference room, clinging onto his monitor for safety; walls of room are folding onto them as spikes draw nearer)
  • The Chief: "Keswick said there was a secret code phrase! He must have used it to get out of here!" (jumps off Dudley's nose and flips switch; video of Keswick plays on his monitor)
  • Keswick: (video) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
  • Dudley: (jumps off monitor) "That's easy!" (desperate) ”Peter Pooper piped a pot of purple peppers!” (nothing happens)
  • Kitty: ”No, Let Me!” “Peter Paper Peeled a Pouch of Plastic Pappies”!
  • The Chief: “Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa, Pee Pee Pa Pa, Pee Pee Pa Pa!“ (Crashes TV) “(Groans) I Thought I Nailed That.” (The Conferences Room Closes In Any Seconds). “Kitty, Dudley, Focus!”
  • Dudley and Kitty: “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.”
  • Keswick: (recorded) "Code uh-phrase, accepted."
  • (The spiked walls retract opened revealing, And their Heads Are Turn Back To normal But their bodies have holes on it)
  • Dudley: "Toff the T.O.O.F. Mobile!"
  • Kitty: "You Mean, “To The T.U.F.F. Mobile”."
  • Dudley: "I thought I nailed that."
  • (cut to new D.O.O.M. headquarters; dressed in an evil outfit, Keswick stands in front of the six-dollar burger vending machine; Ollie, Mole, Snaptrap and Francisco are relaxing on hovering lawn chairs; they hover towards him)
  • Snaptrap: (on lounge chair) "We love these floating lawn chairs Fizzmick. And that doomsday device is the cat's pajamas!
  • Keswick: "Hoho-oh, this isn't the duh-d-d-duh-doomsday device-" (points to doomsday device reminiscent of the Donutomic Atomizer, behind Snaptrap) "-that's the doomsday device." (walks to vending machine) "This just makes six d-duh-d-d-dollar hamburgers. But you need exact change." (feeds six dollar note into machine; hamburger drops out)
  • Snaptrap: (takes hamburger) "Fabulous! Every other criminal in town, is gonna be sooo jealous. (munches on hamburger)
  • Keswick: "Hey, why not invite some other criminals over for a party? You could rub your success r-rah-rah-right in their faces."
  • Snaptrap: "I like the cut of your jib. Great idea! We'll invite the entire Petropolis underworld. Maybe some of the lady villains, will even start to dig us!"
  • Ollie: (removes hat, teary-eyed) "Dare to dream sir, dare to dream.
  • (Snaptrap and Ollie are teary-eyed)
  • (quick cut to Kitty, Dudley and The Chief driving in the T.U.F.F. mobile)
  • The Chief: "Keswick straight ahead!"
  • (Dudley pulls up at D.O.O.M. headquarters building, in between a butcher and a pizzeria; the three kick their way through the door; signs read "Villain Party" and "Ladies free!", skull balloons decorate room and entrance leading into the rest of the headquarters)
  • Dudley: (sniffing) "I'm picking up something.. Soup... doughnuts, and six dollar hamburgers! Keswick's in paradise!
  • (Kitty and Dudley peer from behind balloons: a party for all Petropoplis' villains is being held; notably in attendance: Bird Brain, Chameleon and all of D.O.O.M.)
  • Snaptrap: (on podium) "Villains, creeps, weirdos, please put your paws and claws together for my new head of evil technology, Thalsmitch! (villains cheer for Keswick, who stands at doomsday device wearing his evil outfit)
  • The Chief: "I don't believe it.. (rubs eyes) Keswick's turned to the dark side."
  • Kitty: (sighs) "It makes sense though.. we never appreciated him like they do."
  • Snaptrap: "Now, to make you all super-jealous, Killswitch will demonstrate my brand new weapon: the doomsday device! (Keswick types at keyboard, activating the machine) "I'll set the machine's deathray co-ordinates, and destroy T.U.F.F.!" (deathray powers on, sets coordinates on touchscreen)
  • Keswick: "And I'll press the go button!" (readies finger)
  • (Dudley, Kitty and Chief jump out, blowing their cover; Dudley and Kitty scream, "NOOOOOOOO!"; Francisco and the Chameleon are shocked)
  • (depicted in snapshots: Kitty attacks the Chameleon and Francisco with her claws, Dudley karate kicks Ollie, Larry and the Mole and the Chief feebly tries to kick Bad Dog's foot)
  • (startled, Bad Dog looks down at the Chief, picks him up with his foot, and throws the Chief off his toe, causing him to bounce away helplessly)
  • (at the same time, Bird Brain, Leather Teddy, the Chameleon, the Mole, Larry, Ollie, Francisco, and Bad Dog leap at Dudley and Kitty; a brawl ensues, with the obligatory violent dust cloud)
  • Kitty: (momentarily free; bruised) "Keswick?! What've you done?" (pulled back in)
  • Dudley: (tugs at Keswick) "Do you have ANY food on you at all?" (pulled back in by Ollie)
  • (Keswick pushes red button; the "doomsday device" fires jelly doughnuts, revealing it to be an improved version of the Donutomic Atomizer)
  • (just as the villains are about to re-engage with Dudley and Kitty, the doughnuts affix themselves to their heads [three doughnuts trap Snaptrap as he tries to runaway] and fly into a box, carrying the villains and hence, capturing them)
  • Keswick: (on hovering platform) "One baker's dozen of villainy.." (Snaptrap pokes out of doughnut, covered in jelly)"..and they're juh-j-juh-jelly filled. Courtesy of true blue T.U.F.F. agent, Kellsmitch!" (strikes a karate pose, but hurts back) "Ow, my back!"
  • The Chief: "Great job Keswick! Every villain in Petropolis captured in one fell swoop! You are a genius!"
  • Snaptrap: (covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) "I will now, plot my revenge!" (box lid closes)
  • Keswick: (to Chief) "I, couldn't allow Snipsnap-"
  • Snaptrap: (in box) "Snaptrap!"
  • Keswick: "-to destroy T.U.F.F., no matter how horribly you all treated me. I was playing them the whole t-tah-t-tah-t-time."
  • Kitty: (repentant) "We're sorry Keswick. And we promise that those days are over."
  • The Chief: "From now on, you'll just be a genius.. And Agent Puppy will get the doughnuts!"
  • Kitty: "Speaking of which, where is Dudley?"
  • (Dudley is banging at vending machine)
  • Dudley: "HEY! Does anyone have six dollars?!" (bangs hamburger vending machine more, causing it to collapse and fall)
  • (just as it is about to fall on top of him, ending gag plays)
  • (freeze frame, Dudley pokes his tongue at the camera as he is about to fall down)
  • THE END