• Snaptrap: "Petropolis, drop to your knees, and bow to your new lord and master, VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP! How's that?"
    • Ollie: (holding a cup of tea) "It'd been more frightening if you were on a real video screen, boss."
    • Snaptrap: (throws cardboard) "Well we don't have a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?! This is pathetic! Our vehicles don't run, our weapons won't fire and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"
    • Ollie: "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss."
  • Ollie: "Phone for you boss."
    • Snaptrap: "Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"
  • Snaptrap: "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., Falswick."
  • Snaptrap: "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK!"
  • Snaptrap: "You're not going anywhere! Don't make me use this!" (aims soup can at Keswick)
    • Keswick: "Is that a soup can?"
  • Keswick: "Oh all right, I suppose I could help fix the pl-pl-place up a little. I'll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum ja-ja-generator.
    • Larry: "We have soup cans and a shark tank."
    • Keswick: "Uh-cl-cl-close enough."
  • Dudley: "Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He's been gone for twelve hours!"
    • Kitty: "Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."
    • Dudley: "In dog years that's twelve hours!"
  • Dudley: "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"
  • Keswick: (recorded hologram) "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You've been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."
  • All D.O.O.M.: "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"
    • Snaptrap: (to Keswick) "You're a genius! Have a doughnut. "Fizzbick, do you think you could build me, a doomsday device, to destroy T.U.F.F.? After all, they never appreciated your genius in the first place."
    • Keswick: "Well, I don't know.. they're my fa-fa-family, they're my fa-fa-friends."
    • Snaptrap: "C'mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated you the way we do."
    • All D.O.O.M.: "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"
    • Keswick: (sinister smile) "Maybe they'll appreciate me now. Well, I can't resist a good chance. One doomsday device, c-c-coming up."
  • Dudley: "That's easy! Peter Popper piped a pot of purple peepers!"
    • Kitty: "No, let me! Peter Paper peeled a pouch of plastic pappies!"
    • The Chief: "Pa pa pa pa pa pa, pee pee pa pa, pee pee pa pa! Huh, thought I nailed that."
  • Dudley: "T.U.F.F. the Tooth Mobile!"
    • Kitty: "You mean, to the T.U.F.F. Mobile!"
    • Dudley: "I thought I nailed that."
  • Ollie: "Dare to dream, sir! Dare to dream!"
  • Snaptrap: (covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) "I will now, plot my revenge!
  • Keswick: (to the Chief) "I, couldn't allow Snipsnap-"
    • Snaptrap: "Snaptrap!"
  • Dudley: "Hey, does anyone have $6?!"

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