• The Chief: "I blew the entire T.U.F.F. budget. It will be business as usual, except we won't have heat or running water. And instead of using high tech weapons, we'll have to use pointy sticks."
  • The Hunky Monkeys: "He was texting while driving."
  • Bird Brain: "What's the hold up, Wong?!"
  • Mr. Wong: "You keep your shirt on, Birdbath!"
  • Bird Brain and Keswick: "Not you! You're the audience!"

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