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This article is a transcript of T.U.F.F. Puppy's first half-hour special, Mission: Really Big Mission. It aired in March 31, 2012 the US, but it aired first on Italy in October of 2011.

"Mission: Really Big Mission (transcript)"
Season 1, Episode 25
Mission Really Big Mission Title Card
Production Code: 113
Airdate: (US:March 31, 2012)

(Italy:October 2011)

Villain(s) Featured: Verminious Snaptrap

D.O.O.M. Chameleon

Credits
Writer(s): Will Schifrin

Kevin Sullivan Ray DeLauentis

Director(s): Michelle Brian/Ken Bruce
Storyboards by: Fred Gonzales

Dave Thomas

Art Direction: George Goodchild
Music by: Guy Moon
Chronology
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Super Duper Crime Busters
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Frisky Business

Transcript

Part 1

(episode begins in space, showing the Earth and the sun, and an asteroid going to hit Earth; meanwhile, T.U.F.F. Headquarters opens itself revealing a space shuttle ready for launch)

  • The Chief: The giant asteroid heading for Earth will be in target range in 2 minutes.
  • Kitty: O.K., Dudley are you ready?
  • Dudley: Totally ready. No, wait, stop the launch, I have to go to the bathroom. (Dudley runs off ship, agency turns back to normal, toilet flushes, and Dudley runs back to ship)
  • Dudley: Wait, I forgot to wash my hands. (runs off ship, washes hands, and runs back to ship)
  • Kitty: Ready, Dudley?
  • Dudley: No wait, I have to get a space snack. (runs to vending machine) Space jerky! I love space jerky. (Dudley bites space jerky, floats away)
  • The Chief: Stop fooling around, and stop that asteroid! (space shuttle launches and Dudley flies to the back of the ship)
  • Kitty: Exiting Earth's orbit and scanning for target. Updating MyFace status to Exiting Earth's orbit and scanning for target.
  • Dudley: (biting jerky) I'll never floss again. (floats towards Kitty, butt gets on her face)
  • Kitty: (pushes Dudley) Get your butt off my face!
  • (Dudley swims through air)
  • Kitty: Activating T.U.F.F. Turbo Thrust and wiping butt print off face. (activates Turbo Thrust and sees Sanptrap)
  • Dudley: Ahh, my jerky!
  • Kitty: Snaptrap, what's he doing in space?
  • Snaptrap: Now here's what we're doing in space. We're going to blow up the Earth's Corn Belt and pop all the corn. We'll own all the world's popcorn and sell it for $1,000 a bag. Do the math. If we sell two bags we'll be millionares! Larry, activate the super fancy weapon system.
  • Larry: We don't have a super fancy weapon system. I rented the RV with the microwave instead. (popcorn is ready) Whop wants popcorn while it's still cheap?
  • Snaptrap: Who wants to see Larry get fired out of our super fancy escape pod?
  • Larry: We don't have a super-fancy-- (Larry flies out of RV and screams)
  • Snaptrap: Well, what do you know? In space no one can hear you scream.
  • Kitty: Snaptrap, move it. We're about to fire the most fancy weapon system ever made and you don't wanna be in the way.
  • Snaptrap: Really? It is super fancy enough to blow up the Earth's Corn Belt?
  • Kitty: Why would you want to know that?
  • Snaptrap: Oh, no reason. Snaptrap out! (laser blows up asteroid)
  • Snaptrap: Whoa, that is super fancy. I want a laser like that one. In fact, I want that one.
  • Kitty: Mission accomplished, Dudley! We did it! Dudley? Dudley, what are you doing out there?
  • Dudley: My jerky floated out the air lock. I screamed, but in space you couldn't hear me. (jerky floats away) Jerky, come back! I'm nothing without you, except hungry!
  • Snaptrap: Now, here's our plan to get the laser. Francisco will disguise himself as a repairman. And this part is obvious. Ollie will disguise himself as Abraham Lincoln.
  • Dudley: (has his head in the laser) (laser breaks apart and float away) (Dudley screams like a girl)
  • Ollie: We should head back to Earth and get the three pieces of the laser before T.U.F.F.
  • The Chief: Agent Puppy, this is a disaster! I can't believe you lost the pieces of the laser.
  • Dudley: And my jerky. Don't worry, I will find you!
  • The Chief: Keswick, hand me the fist-in-the-box. (Keswick hands the Chief the fist-in-the-box)
  • (plays jack-in-the-box song and hits Dudley)
  • Dudley: Ahh! Jerky?
  • Snaptrap: It is I, Fransisco (but I'm really Snaptrap). I know your super-fancy laser is broken and I'm gonna find all three pieces before you do. Snaptrap, (Fransisco) out!
  • Keswick: Oh no! If Snaptrap find that laser and reassembles it he won't just heat the Corn Belt, he'll destroy the planet!
  • Kitty: So we just have to find the pieces before he does!
  • Dudley: This is me and the jerky in space right before we broke up! (cries)
  • Keswick: I've located the first piece of the first piece of the laser. It's here at the bottom of the the Pet-cific Ocean Agents, I've come up with a special invention to assist you on your mission.
  • Dudley: That's awesome. You write down what it is. Wait, you tell us what it is and we'll write it down. Your handwriting stinks.
  • Keswick: The invention is the pen. But not an ordinary pen. It's a secret spy tool equipped with a scuba tank, a spring-loaded net, and a bunch of other cool stuff. (fist-in-a-pen punches The Chief) Including a fist in a pen. Sorry, Chief.
  • The Chief: That's okay. Go, agents and take your floating snowmen with you.
  • (T.U.F.F. sub comes up and Dudley and Kitty go inside)
  • (TRANSITION TO D.O.O.M.)
  • Snaptrap: Larry, Francisco, Honest Abe, since this is a wopper of a mission, we're gonna need some help. That's why I've invited a special guest villain to join us.
  • Fransisco: Uh, where is he?
  • Snaptrap: You're sitting on him, Fransisco. Now, let's give a big D.O.O.M. welcome to the Chameleon.
  • The Chameleon: (turns back into himslef) Hello. It is the Chameleon, criminal genius and master of disguise. I also do celebrity impressions at the Chocalhot every other Friday night. (turns into Easter Bunny, then into Toucan Sam, then into Po from Kung Fu Panda, and then into Snaptrap)
  • Snaptrap: Way to suck up, Chameleon. With us two super villains working together, nothing can stop us. (Snaptrap laughs maniacally)
  • The Chameleon: (turns back to normal) What do you want to turn into first, a robot, a rocket launcher, some kind of spooky jelly-like blob.
  • Snaptrap: Just turn into something that doesn't talk. Okay, the first piece of the laser is here at the bottom of the Pet-cific Ocean. To the D.O.O.M. sub!
  • The Chameleon: What can I do, Snaptrap?
  • Snaptrap: You can turn into a cup holder for my jumbo apple juice.
  • The Chameleon: Yay, I'm helping!
  • (TRANSITION TO T.U.F.F.)
  • Dudley: Beep, beep, beep, beep!
  • Kitty: I found the laser. Beep faster.
  • Dudley: (quickly) Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
  • Kitty: Updating MyFace status to "Secret Agent Cat Underwater".
  • (D.O.O.M. sub drives up)
  • Kitty: Oh no, it's D.O.O.M.!
  • Snaptrap: Oh no, it's T.U.F.F.! And I'm out of apple juice.
  • (Dudley and Kitty come out of T.U.F.F. sub and Snaptrap and Fransisco come out of the D.O.O.M. sub)
  • Dudley: I'll snare them with the spring-loaded net inside Keswick's pen. (fist-in-a-pen comes out and punches Kitty)
  • Kitty: (sees fish and screams) (gets eaten)
  • Snaptrap: Weird, a fish eating a cat. Usually, it's the other way around. But now Agent Puppy, you're all alone. Prepare to perish.

Part 2

  • Snaptrap: Prepare to parish, Agent Puppy. (shoots harpoon and misses)
  • Dudley: Nice try, Snaptrap but this pen has a mini scuba tank. (fist-in-a-pen hits Dudley into a clam) I'll just use the radio to contact Kitty. (BOOM!) That was the grenade launcher. I'm gonna use this pen to write Keswick an angry letter. Dear Keswick, OW! Who puts tiny scorpions in a pen!?
  • Kitty: (opens clam) Dudley, are you okay? Dudley, Snaptrap's sub is getting away. Do you this means?
  • Dudley: It means only millionaires will be able to eat movie popcorn!
  • Kitty: No, it means...Okay, let's just go with that.
  • (Transition to TUFF Mobile)
  • Keswick: The next piece of the laser is in a volcano. I'm sending you the coordinates.
  • Kitty: Mac & Cheese and a Fruit Cup?
  • Keswick: Oops, that's my order for Meaty Moose. Oh no, that means the restaurant has the coordinates!
  • Kitty: We'll take the laser coordinates and two fruit cups. (drive out of drive-thru)
  • Dudley: (drives back in drive-thru) You forgot my toy!
  • Drive-Thru Person: Sorry (gives Dudley a toy)
  • Dudley: I already have that one!
  • Kitty: Just drive!
  • Dudley: I hate the drive-thru!
  • (Transition to volcano)
  • (T.U.F.F. Mobile drilling through ground)
  • Kitty: (drill breaks) Oh no, the drill broke!
  • Dudley: Don't worry Kitty. I'm a dog.
  • Kitty: And?
  • Dudley: That's all I've got. Wait, I can dig. And my keen canine senses tell me that the laser is that way. (digging through dirt)
  • Kitty: (dirt falls which reveals where the laser is) The laser. I know, I'll use the radio in Keswick's pen! (fist-in-the-box punches Kitty)
  • (D.O.O.M. Mobile runs over Kitty)
  • Larry: Snaptrap, I think you hit something.
  • Snaptrap: Yeah, that was pain dirt and dirt dirt. But mostly pain dirt. Larry, you and the father of our country get the laser piece.
  • Ollie: Actually, Abraham Lincoln wasn't the father of our country.
  • Snaptrap: Well, thank you, Einstein. Hey, that gives me an idea. Larry, dress up as Einstein.
  • (puts Einstein wig on Larry's head)
  • The Chameleon: Yoo, hoo! Bathroom's fixed. What can I do now Snaptrap?
  • Snaptrap: Can you turn into a tooth pick? I've got gunk in my teeth.
  • The Chameleon: (turns into a toothpick) Holy guacomole. When was the last time you brushed?
  • Snaptrap: Brushed what?
  • (Larry and Ollie pick up laser)
  • Snaptrap: Ooh, goody. One more piece and the most powerful weapon on Earth will finally be ours.
  • Kitty: Freeze, Snaptrap! (D.O.O.M. R.V. runs over Kitty) Oh no, Snaptrap got the second piece. Where is Dudley?
  • Dudley: (digging) Wow! You really can dig a hole all the way to China.
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