Purr-fect Partners
- "Think again, Snaptrap! (Rips out of her disguise and goes into a fighting stance) HYAH!"
- "We're secret agents, butt-munch, not superheroes."
- "I'd rather use my TEN CLAWS!"
- "Lets play laser tag, Snaptrap! You're it!"
- "Maybe he's not such a bad little guy. This might just work out."
- "I speak 120 dialects fluently, mastered all forms of martial arts and my claws are registered as lethal weapons."
- "Why'd you say that?"
- "Or, maybe not."
- "Are you nuts?!"
- "You idiot! I almost had them. And now you're under arrest for obstructing an investigation of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force!"
- "That's the moron who impeded my investigation, Chief."
Doom-mates
- "No, it toasts bagels."
- "Rule Number 1, never use a weapon without first reading the manual."
- "No whiskers, no balance! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
- "You lunatic! You destroyed HQ!"
- "Thanks for saving me, Dudley."
- "Oh, come on!"
- "Note to self, install spikes at bottom of chute."
- "Stop using me to hit people, Dudley! Or should I say, THE IDIOT!"
- "Or should I say, CHAMELEON!!! Oh, great! Now Dudley's got me doing it!"
- "Okay, one more chance. But if you'll break anything else I'll break your neck! Got it, Dudley?!"
Mall Rat
- "Get a grip, people. You can't eat those muffins. They could be poisonous, or bombs, or POISONOUS BOMBS!"
- "That's no weather cannon, its some kind of weapon!"
- "My instincts as a secret agent have never failed me! Trust me Dudley, Snaptrap is just trying to win everyone over so he can do something super evil!"
- "I gotta do a little gloating dance. Go, Kitty! Good instincts! You are awesome!"
- "Thanks for trusting me, Dudley."
- "I get the glasses! You get the pretzel!"
- "Gimme those glasses!"
- "I'm going home before I ruin anybody else's day."
Operation: Happy Birthday
- "See what I mean?"
- "No I just want a normal day."
- "Not good, Dudley!"
- "This is the greatest birthday ever!"
- "Good work, Dudley! We're still doomed, but at least we get cake!"
- "This has been the best birthday ever!"
- "You set it to cow."
- "There! That's what I want for my birthday! To catch Snaptrap!"
- "Thank you, but not now!"
- "Relax, Dudley. There are still cows, they'll make more cheese."
Snapnapped
- "Uh, 3 minutes, 21 seconds."
- "What's the worst that could happen?"
- "Peter Paper Pealed a Pouch of Plastic Pappies?"
- "Keswick!, What have you done?"
- "Speaking of which, where is Dudley?"
Mom-A-Geddon
- "It's Kitty!"
- "We're not your minions, Bird Brain!"
- "We thinks it's as dangerous as it is tacky."
- "Welcome to Plane Delicious! Were our specialty is airline food!"
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
- "Can't believe he fell for that! There's not a single villain within hundred miles of here."
- "The only bars you'll be seeing are in the Petropolis Prison!"
- "Once upon a time, I hit a dog with a clock! THE END!"
- "Hey what do know! There is an iceberg!"
- "DUDLEEYYYYYY!"
- "Tuna flavored limp balm. Anchovy gum. Here we go, official T.U.F.F. tanning mirror."
- "AAHHHHH!!!"
- "YOU! YOU! YOU!....are doing a great job!"
Puppy Love
- "No, Chief. We're just a little disorganized since we lost our secretary."
- "Oh, yes, you do! You wove her!"
- "Just go talk to her!"
- "And your "fiancé" is the Chameleon!"
- "Hey, Fifi. How about a little girl talk?"
- "My partner has a crush on you!"
Toast of T.U.F.F.
- "Totally! I just noticed Keswick has gills!"
- "I can't believe it's come to this. Eight years of secret agent college and I'm serving Swedish meatballs in a hairnet?"
- "Well at least its quitting time, I'm gonna go home and sharpen my claws on the couch!"
- "R.I.T.A.?"
- "Ahh, paper cups!"
- "Dudley!"
- "Keswick, you have to do something! I BROUGHT TOASTER PASTRIES TODAY!!!!"
- "Dudley, that's the water fountain!"
- "That's my shoe!"
- "Wait, if we attack each other now, we're going to destroy out own headquarters."
- "Wait a minute....why is our real estate agent giving us ammunition?"
- "Something tells me that she isn't really a real real estate agent at all."
- "Dudley, what are you talking about?"
- "What? Why would you do that?"
Dog Daze
- "Dudley, I know you want to catch a giant robot but you have to be more careful!"
- "No, this is just the way they set my cast."
- "It's been 20 minutes and you're in a crowded coffee shop.....Is that a real beard?"
- "That's the emergency?"
- "He was in a crowded coffee shop for 20 minutes!"
- "That's what I'm counting for!"
- "Dudley, you are a karate-chopping superdog!"
- "Goodbye, Dudley. And for what it's worth. I did think you were pretty."
- "It was only 20.. ohhh, I missed you, too."
Internal Affairs
- "Keswick? Can you butter this popcorn with your butter-ray?"
- "Dudley, are you okay?! I didn't get your message because I was at a movie!"
- "We're on it Dudley."
- "I can't disarm it, Keswick!"
Chilly Dog
- "It's all over, Snowflake. In the name of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force, you are under arrest!"
- "Dudley, that's a hot dog vendor!"
- "I'll explain it to him in the car later."
- "You can keep it."
- "We didn't order any drinks."
The Doomies
- "You know when they say black tie, they also mean pants."
- "Oh look, gift bags!"
- "Sorry. My uncle Doug gave me one of those word of the day calendars. He's avuncular."
- "How did my goatee get on your butt?!"
- "I don't wanna wear it now! Trade with me!"
- "I know. It's a cornucopia of evil."
- "Freeze Ray!"
Thunder Dog
- "Oh come on Dudley, everyone's afraid of something."
- "Will you relax?! It's just a little thunder!"
- "Brave guy forgot there's no windshield!"
- "Whoa! Stop the car!"
- "Sorry, Bird Brain! We're here to steal your Thunder!"
- "Dudley? I can't believe you jumped into a fire to save the Chiefs corn nuts."
- "...Dudley you let them escape again!"
- "We gotta get up that mountain!"
Snap Dad
- "Snaptrap! You're under arrest for... Dudley?! What are we arresting him for!?"
- "Do we have to? He bugs us!"
- "We're not mad!" (unison with Dudley)
- "That's my ring!"
- "Hey! Is that my cell phone?!"
- "Snaptrap, blast them!!"
Iron Mutt
- "Ooh, the top secret gift shop is open until seven, and I get 10% off with my employee discount!"
- "You wanna know how Dudley's getting all the credit when he clearly has no idea what he's doing?!"
- "This whole Iron Mutt thing is getting way out of hand, and I'm tired of all this sidekick stuff, we're supposed to be partners!"
- "I'm not your sidekick!"
- "Unfunny sidekick speaking."
- "I know, Chief! Because even though this whole Iron Mutt thing has gone to his head, he's still a good agent!"
- "Please Snaptrap, whatever you do, don't shoot yogurt on the T.U.F.F-jet! It'll ruin the paint job!"
The Wrong Stuff
- "We didn't. The party's for my old partner Jack Rabbit. He's stopping by for a visit."
- "I thought you were the greatest secret agent ever, Jack! But you're just a no-good crook!"
- "There is a problem Jack, its T.U.F.F."
- "No, T.U.F.F. the agency, I like it there, and believe it or not, I really like my new partner"
- "You're still spying on me Dudley?"
- "I can't believe you two can't trust me!?"
- "Snack room!"
- "It's all you can eat."
- "Good one Jack! You always did like making jokes!"
- "You really need your own place."
Watch Dog
- "Sorry, Dudley. We both know there's only one chocolate doughnut in the snack room. (Smiles evilly) And that doughnut is mine!"
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
- "(Sing-song voice) Oh, Dudley!"
- "Mmmm-mah. Hah! Had your doughnut taken by a girl cat. Rough morning."
- "Minute 1: You dropped Larry in the shark tank. Minutes 2 through 30: Larry screamed while you played Crazy Eights."
- "We are through being your secretary, butler, and nugget chef!"
- "We found this. Thanks for showing what we were really meant to do with our lives."
- "What are you talking about?"
Dog Dish
- "Keswick!"
- "I don't think you should be driving with that cone covering your eyes."
- "Whoa! That's just not right!"
- "Real smooth, Dudley."
Forget Me Mutt
- "Grrr! I am gonna clobber ME! I mean HIM!"
- "Here's my number. Call me after I get my phone fixed. Puuuurrrrrrrr."
- "Sorry, partner. HIII-YAAA!!!"
- "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Mind Trap
- "Yeah. I ran out of flour, so I used sea food."
- "(Gasps) I knew it. You hate my cookies!"
- "You're right. I think I'll just sit here and eat one of my delicious cookies."
- "Give me that!"
Kid Stuff
- "Just blast him!"
- "You did it, Dudley!"
- "If you've got some macaroni and some string, you can do almost anything!"
- "Hey, kids! Say hello to Quacky the Duck!"
- "Oh no, kids!"
Super Duper Crime Busters
- "Being a secret agent means you have to be mysterious and elusive. I'm nowhere and everywhere."
- "Smoke Bomb!"
- "It won't take my dollar!! I mean... Nowhere and Everywhere... HAA!"
- "NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE!!"
- And I'll be... Nowhere and everywhere!!"
Mission: Really Big Mission
- "Get your butt off my face!"
- "I already have that one! Everybody has that one!"
- "Hi, Santa!"
- "That was my fruit cup!"
- "Why would you wanna know that?"
- "Where is Dudley!?"
- "Hi, little boy. We're secret agents."
- "I totally fear this kid Dudley!"
- "This is agent Katswell! I NEED BACK UP!!!"
- "You said I could do the sound effects this time!"
- "It was an honor to work with you!"
- "Thanks Santa!"
Frisky Business
- "That pineapple's a bomb! Stand back, I'll defuse it."
- "Dudley, why are you wearing bubble wrap?"
- "Presto, quick, we need a car. (a scooter appears) Close enough."
- "I'm sorry...is crime fighting boring you?"
- "It's 1 in the afternoon. I was worried about you."
- "You're wearing a wedding dress in a room full of garbage, and there's a stray gorilla hanging from your chandelier."
- "Uh taking out the trash, doesn't mean taking it out of the can."
- "Dudley, you let another bad guy escape!"
Hot Dog
- "You gotta be kidding me."
- "Come on. Lets stop The Chameleon, then you can win the dog show and get that mail man."
- "Dudley! That's a tumble weed!"
Disobedience School
- "There's nothing like spending the day at an amusement park built around an active volcano."
- "That's no code. It's Snaptrap's grocery list."
The Dog Who Cried Fish
- "I'm starving! Where is Dudley with our food?"
- "Please tell me it's fish sandwiches."
- "Okay, most people just go with "Sorry I made a mess," but whatever."
- "Where's Dudley with our lunch?"
- "Or we can press the UNFLOOD THE CITY button."
Doom & Gloom
- "It sure helps that they all tell us where and when they're committing their crimes."
- "What boobs!"
- "That Murray guy is good!"
- "We need to find someone who knows Murray, and holds a grudge. Someone with an axe to grind."
- "We know. We need your help to stop Murray. and since you're holding a grudge, we figure you'll co-operate."
- "Finally!"
- "Come on!!!"
- "Freeze, GLOOM agents!"
- "Hold on, Chief. We arrested GLOOM together!"
Law & Odor
- "And please keep your hands down!"
- "Go, Panthers!"
- "It's burning cat!"
- "I hope this get rid of the skunk smell!"
The Rat Pack
- "What? I'm dancing!"
- "I can dance!"
- "And wave them around like you just couldn't be bothered!"
Booby Trap
- "GET HIM!!!!!"
- "Those were presents! And you said you liked them!"
- "C'mon Dudley, let's catch Bird Brain before the Chief chews you out again."
- "That's a Star Beaks Coffee card."
- "Dudley, you can't! Remember the beaver."
- "The Chief had Julian redecorate the prison (looks up), which explains the lovely baroque chandelier. Okay Dudley, chew us out of here."
- "No..well kinda. He's another blue bottomed booby!"
- "Which mean Bird Brain's not endangered anymore!"
- "Good work, you remembered blue-bottomed boobies can't fly."
- "I mean. That's not mine!"
Snappy Campers
- "Get out of my house!"
- "I don't have a fire place!"
- "I have just the tool to stop him. T.R.U.S.T.!"
- "He's all the way across the lake! I'll have to use the T.U.F.F. hang glider!"
- "Aaahh! Australian killer gnats!"
- "Wait. Are you in my house?"
Lucky Duck
- "Grammar Gopher! You're back! This is the bestest day ever!"
- "Why do you need a missile?"
- "And now he's gone. He was cute, and he taught me how to stop dangling my participles."
- "You know you wouldn't have to read letters like that if you hadn't fired the Grammar Gopher.(whimpers) I miss him."
The Curse of King Mutt
- "The curse of King Mutt: If anyone removes the sacred bone, King Mutt will rise from his grave to destroy the thief."
- "Aah, Dudley! You buried King Mutt's bone?"
- "Here it is Dudley, the tomb of King Mutt."
- "Honestly, why can't you be more like a cat? Determined, and focused, and... MOUSE!!!!"
- "THAT'S MY TAIL!!"
- "MOUSE!!"
- "I'm locked out! Better call, Dudley. Okay, where's my wrist com?"
- "DUDLEY!!"
- "Dudley, it's time to take out the trash."
Bored of Education
- "Dudley, there's more to our jobs than blowing things up."
- "Let me Handle this, I'm going to show the class whats really exciting about being a T.U.F.F. agent."
- "Another thing about secret agent kids. They also get to kick bad guy butt!"
- "So in conclusion, Being a secret agent is about responsibility, proper hygiene, and of course the always thrilling paper work."
- "It's Katswell, and I haven't gotten to the super cool spy accessories yet, Dudley hand out the complimentary T.U.F.F. Dental floss and sun block."
- "You know it! Five servings a day! Sometimes I eat six!"
- "My sun block! My dental floss! What? We have to pay for those if we lose them."
- "Wh--why do they cheer for his dental floss?"
- "Oh, kids. We just got off to a bad start. Our jobs really are cool."
- "Dudley, that's not appropriate for kids."
- "On the Up Side, lemons are chock full of nutritious Vitamin C, which promote.."(Kids fall asleep).
- "Come on, kids! It's not too late to me law abiding citizens!"
- "Dudley, the gas wore off ten minutes ago."
- "Oh come on, all I said was that being a T.U.F.F. agent is about responsibility, dedication... (Ms. Grizzlebaum falls asleep)
- "Cut it out, Dudley!"
- "All I did was focus on skin care and dental hygiene, both of which I find to be (The guys fall asleep) Okay, so the Chameleon was a tad more entertaining, its not like he talked the kids into being criminals."
- "Remember kids! Don't forget to eat your vegetables!"
- "I hope you boys and girls floss after eating that pizza!!"
- (Squeaky voice) "Wait, kids! Think about your future!"
- (Squeaky voice) "I hear a beeping sound."
- "This is all my fault, I bored those kids into a life of crime"
- "Dudley, we have to save those kids!"
- "Kids, don't forget to eat your vegetables!!"
Guard Dog
- "Why do you have a cat car?"
- "Good job Dudley! You caught Snaptrap! I looked everywhere."
- "Cat car?"
- "Dudley, I cant hear you, we're going through a tunnel."
- "It's just me!"
Dog Save the Queen
- "I'm an English nanny."
- "That's weird everywhere."
- "YOOOOOOOU GET HIMMMM!!!!"
- "DUDLEY!!! HEEEELLPPPPP!!!!!!"
- "Dudley, if the Chameleon crosses that bridge he can easily flee to Scotland, Greenland or even Russia!"
- "We're not authorized by SCUFF, GRUFF or RUFF to go after him."
- (While not having any weapon) "Oh wait, my nanny disguise only came with a spoonful of sugar!"
- "Did you eat your blaster again?"
- (While flying aimlessly with her umbrella) "I did not!"
A Doomed Christmas
- "You mean Christmas!"
- "This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!"
- "You mean Kitty!"
- "Say no more."
- "Darn it."
- "You ate the candy cane laser!?"
- "We're outnumbered! Time to use the element of surprise!"
- "Time to hang the stocking by the chimney with care. Lock and load!"
- "Dudley, that was the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone do."
Big Dog on Campus
- "Wow. You carry your year book around?"
- "And I'm not really a hairless cat!!"
- "Looks like R. Suspect is our suspect."
- "I'm cold."
- "AAAHH!!! It burns my bumpy pale skin!! OW!!!!"
- "There's no setting for mash...OH look!!"
Dog's Best Friend
- "INTRUDER!!!"
- "Wait a minute. Your name isn't Kyle R., It's killer!!"
- "Welcome to T.U.F.F. Kyle."
- "That robot is Kyle!"
Diary of a Mad Cat
- "You love bacon and eggs without the eggs and extra bacon. Your favorite word is bacon, and you like visiting Macon, Georgia because Macon sounds like bacon."
- "UGH! Just leave me alone so I can write nasty things about you in my e-diary!"
- "Kill you?! I can't understand you!"
- "It's Eric! The future Mr. Kitty Katswell!"
- "Don't hurt his gorgeous face!"
- "Mom?!"
- "My sister is in jail!"
- "Ugh! Stop comparing me to her! I'm pretty, too!"
- "(Holds hand out for Dudley to stop talking) Wait, wait! (Eyes turn red in anger) You posted my diary on the Internet?!"
- "Like how you always chew your butt when you say "exactly?""
Monkey Business
- "Dudley! Start howling!!"
- "Are you guys busy Friday night?! I mean! Are you alright!?"
- "Were T.U.F.F. agents! And your gorgeous! I mean! Are you okay!?"
- "Dudley! You have to howl louder!"
- "How do you know that?"
Dudley Do-Wrong
- "I can't, Chief. I'm glued to the sidewalk."
- "Get him, Dudley!"
- "I can't believe you went dressed as a jar of mayonnaise."
Puppy Unplugged
- "(Blows raspberry at Dudley)"
- "What's going to happen to those poor people when they run out of peanuts?!"
Freaky Spy Day
- Ugh! I feel like I ate 22 steaks and a ham."
- "AAGH! That lame brian meant brains. DUDLEY!!"
- "Dudley, have you gone crazy? Why did you trade brians with me?"
Dog Tired
- "YAY!!!"
- "What is wrong with you?!"
Puppy Unplugged
- (Blows raspberry at Dudley)
Flower Power
- "Freeze, Zippy! And... muscular booby who I've never seen before."
- "We'll never get out! These shorts are spandex!"
- "Not invisible. Invincible."
- "Are those yarn balls on that flower?!"
- "UGGGHHH!"
- "I hate the rainforest!"
- "It's called the rainforest because it rains here a lot."
- "Dudley, you've been out of school for like five years."
Kitty Katswell