"Think again, Snaptrap! (Rips out of her disguise and goes into a fighting stance) HYAH!"
"We're secret agents, butt-munch, not superheroes."
"I'd rather use my TEN CLAWS!"
"Lets play laser tag, Snaptrap! You're it!"
"Maybe he's not such a bad little guy. This might just work out."
"I speak 120 dialects fluently, mastered all forms of martial arts and my claws are registered as lethal weapons."
"Why'd you say that?"
"Or, maybe not."
"Are you nuts?!"
"You idiot! I almost had them. And now you're under arrest for obstructing an investigation of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force!"
"That's the moron who impeded my investigation, Chief."
"No, it toasts bagels."
"Rule Number 1, never use a weapon without first reading the manual."
"No whiskers, no balance! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"You lunatic! You destroyed HQ!"
"Thanks for saving me, Dudley."
"Oh, come on!"
"Note to self, install spikes at bottom of chute."
"Stop using me to hit people, Dudley! Or should I say, THE IDIOT!"
"Or should I say, CHAMELEON!!! Oh, great! Now Dudley's got me doing it!"
"Okay, one more chance. But if you'll break anything else I'll break your neck! Got it, Dudley?!"
"Get a grip, people. You can't eat those muffins. They could be poisonous, or bombs, or POISONOUS BOMBS!"
"That's no weather cannon, its some kind of weapon!"
"My instincts as a secret agent have never failed me! Trust me Dudley, Snaptrap is just trying to win everyone over so he can do something super evil!"
"I gotta do a little gloating dance. Go, Kitty! Good instincts! You are awesome!"
"Thanks for trusting me, Dudley."
"I get the glasses! You get the pretzel!"
"Gimme those glasses!"
"I'm going home before I ruin anybody else's day."
"See what I mean?"
"No I just want a normal day."
"Not good, Dudley!"
"This is the greatest birthday ever!"
"Good work, Dudley! We're still doomed, but at least we get cake!"
"This has been the best birthday ever!"
"You set it to cow."
"There! That's what I want for my birthday! To catch Snaptrap!"
"Thank you, but not now!"
"Relax, Dudley. There are still cows, they'll make more cheese."
"Uh, 3 minutes, 21 seconds."
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"Peter Paper Pealed a Pouch of Plastic Pappies?"
"Keswick!, What have you done?"
"Speaking of which, where is Dudley?"
"We're not your minions, Bird Brain!"
"We thinks it's as dangerous as it is tacky."
"Welcome to Plane Delicious! Were our specialty is airline food!"
"Can't believe he fell for that! There's not a single villain within hundred miles of here."
"The only bars you'll be seeing are in the Petropolis Prison!"
"Once upon a time, I hit a dog with a clock! THE END!"
"Hey what do know! There is an iceberg!"
"Tuna flavored limp balm. Anchovy gum. Here we go, official T.U.F.F. tanning mirror."
"YOU! YOU! YOU!....are doing a great job!"
"No, Chief. We're just a little disorganized since we lost our secretary."
"Oh, yes, you do! You wove her!"
"Just go talk to her!"
"And your "fiancé" is the Chameleon!"
"Hey, Fifi. How about a little girl talk?"
"My partner has a crush on you!"
"Totally! I just noticed Keswick has gills!"
"I can't believe it's come to this. Eight years of secret agent college and I'm serving Swedish meatballs in a hairnet?"
"Well at least its quitting time, I'm gonna go home and sharpen my claws on the couch!"
"Ahh, paper cups!"
"Keswick, you have to do something! I BROUGHT TOASTER PASTRIES TODAY!!!!"
"Dudley, that's the water fountain!"
"That's my shoe!"
"Wait, if we attack each other now, we're going to destroy out own headquarters."
"Wait a minute....why is our real estate agent giving us ammunition?"
"Something tells me that she isn't really a real real estate agent at all."
"Dudley, what are you talking about?"
"What? Why would you do that?"
"Dudley, I know you want to catch a giant robot but you have to be more careful!"
"No, this is just the way they set my cast."
"It's been 20 minutes and you're in a crowded coffee shop.....Is that a real beard?"
"That's the emergency?"
"He was in a crowded coffee shop for 20 minutes!"
"That's what I'm counting for!"
"Dudley, you are a karate-chopping superdog!"
"Goodbye, Dudley. And for what it's worth. I did think you were pretty."
"It was only 20.. ohhh, I missed you, too."
"Keswick? Can you butter this popcorn with your butter-ray?"
"Dudley, are you okay?! I didn't get your message because I was at a movie!"
"We're on it Dudley."
"I can't disarm it, Keswick!"
"It's all over, Snowflake. In the name of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force, you are under arrest!"
"Dudley, that's a hot dog vendor!"
"I'll explain it to him in the car later."
"You can keep it."
"We didn't order any drinks."
"You know when they say black tie, they also mean pants."
"Oh look, gift bags!"
"Sorry. My uncle Doug gave me one of those word of the day calendars. He's avuncular."
"How did my goatee get on your butt?!"
"I don't wanna wear it now! Trade with me!"
"I know. It's a cornucopia of evil."
"Oh come on Dudley, everyone's afraid of something."
"Will you relax?! It's just a little thunder!"
"Brave guy forgot there's no windshield!"
"Whoa! Stop the car!"
"Sorry, Bird Brain! We're here to steal your Thunder!"
"Dudley? I can't believe you jumped into a fire to save the Chiefs corn nuts."
"...Dudley you let them escape again!"
"We gotta get up that mountain!"
"Snaptrap! You're under arrest for... Dudley?! What are we arresting him for!?"
"Do we have to? He bugs us!"
"We're not mad!" (unison with Dudley)
"That's my ring!"
"Hey! Is that my cell phone?!"
"Snaptrap, blast them!!"
"Ooh, the top secret gift shop is open until seven, and I get 10% off with my employee discount!"
"You wanna know how Dudley's getting all the credit when he clearly has no idea what he's doing?!"
"This whole Iron Mutt thing is getting way out of hand, and I'm tired of all this sidekick stuff, we're supposed to be partners!"
"I'm not your sidekick!"
"Unfunny sidekick speaking."
"I know, Chief! Because even though this whole Iron Mutt thing has gone to his head, he's still a good agent!"
"Please Snaptrap, whatever you do, don't shoot yogurt on the T.U.F.F-jet! It'll ruin the paint job!"
"We didn't. The party's for my old partner Jack Rabbit. He's stopping by for a visit."
"I thought you were the greatest secret agent ever, Jack! But you're just a no-good crook!"
"There is a problem Jack, its T.U.F.F."
"No, T.U.F.F. the agency, I like it there, and believe it or not, I really like my new partner"
"You're still spying on me Dudley?"
"I can't believe you two can't trust me!?"
"It's all you can eat."
"Good one Jack! You always did like making jokes!"
"You really need your own place."
"Sorry, Dudley. We both know there's only one chocolate doughnut in the snack room. (Smiles evilly) And that doughnut is mine!"
" (Sing-song voice) Oh, Dudley!"
" Mmmm-mah. Hah! Had your doughnut taken by a girl cat. Rough morning."
"Minute 1: You dropped Larry in the shark tank. Minutes 2 through 30: Larry screamed while you played Crazy Eights."
"We are through being your secretary, butler, and nugget chef!"
"We found this. Thanks for showing what we were really meant to do with our lives."
"What are you talking about?"
"I don't think you should be driving with that cone covering your eyes."
"Whoa! That's just not right!"
"Real smooth, Dudley."
"Grrr! I am gonna clobber ME! I mean HIM!"
"Here's my number. Call me after I get my phone fixed. Puuuurrrrrrrr."
"Sorry, partner. HIII-YAAA!!!"
"Yeah. I ran out of flour, so I used sea food."
" (Gasps) I knew it. You hate my cookies!"
"You're right. I think I'll just sit here and eat one of my delicious cookies."
"Give me that!"
"Just blast him!"
"You did it, Dudley!"
"If you've got some macaroni and some string, you can do almost anything!"
"Hey, kids! Say hello to Quacky the Duck!"
"Oh no, kids!"
"Being a secret agent means you have to be mysterious and elusive. I'm nowhere and everywhere."
"It won't take my dollar!! I mean... Nowhere and Everywhere... HAA!"
"NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE!!"
And I'll be... Nowhere and everywhere!!"
"Get your butt off my face!"
"I already have that one! Everybody has that one!"
"That was my fruit cup!"
"Why would you wanna know that?"
"Where is Dudley!?"
"Hi, little boy. We're secret agents."
"I totally fear this kid Dudley!"
"This is agent Katswell! I NEED BACK UP!!!"
"You said I could do the sound effects this time!"
"It was an honor to work with you!"
"That pineapple's a bomb! Stand back, I'll defuse it."
"Dudley, why are you wearing bubble wrap?"
"Presto, quick, we need a car. (a scooter appears) Close enough."
"I'm sorry...is crime fighting boring you?"
"It's 1 in the afternoon. I was worried about you."
"You're wearing a wedding dress in a room full of garbage, and there's a stray gorilla hanging from your chandelier."
"Uh taking out the trash, doesn't mean taking it out of the can."
"Dudley, you let another bad guy escape!"
"You gotta be kidding me."
"Come on. Lets stop The Chameleon, then you can win the dog show and get that mail man."
"Dudley! That's a tumble weed!"
"There's nothing like spending the day at an amusement park built around an active volcano."
"That's no code. It's Snaptrap's grocery list."
"I'm starving! Where is Dudley with our food?"
"Please tell me it's fish sandwiches."
"Okay, most people just go with "Sorry I made a mess," but whatever."
"Where's Dudley with our lunch?"
"Or we can press the UNFLOOD THE CITY button."
"It sure helps that they all tell us where and when they're committing their crimes."
"That Murray guy is good!"
"We need to find someone who knows Murray, and holds a grudge. Someone with an axe to grind."
"We know. We need your help to stop Murray. and since you're holding a grudge, we figure you'll co-operate."
"Freeze, GLOOM agents!"
"Hold on, Chief. We arrested GLOOM together!"
"And please keep your hands down!"
"It's burning cat!"
"I hope this get rid of the skunk smell!"
"What? I'm dancing!"
"I can dance!"
"And wave them around like you just couldn't be bothered!"
"Those were presents! And you said you liked them!"
"C'mon Dudley, let's catch Bird Brain before the Chief chews you out again."
"That's a Star Beaks Coffee card."
"Dudley, you can't! Remember the beaver."
"The Chief had Julian redecorate the prison (looks up), which explains the lovely baroque chandelier. Okay Dudley, chew us out of here."
"No..well kinda. He's another blue bottomed booby!"
"Which mean Bird Brain's not endangered anymore!"
"Good work, you remembered blue-bottomed boobies can't fly."
"I mean. That's not mine!"
"Get out of my house!"
"I don't have a fire place!"
"I have just the tool to stop him. T.R.U.S.T.!"
"He's all the way across the lake! I'll have to use the T.U.F.F. hang glider!"
"Aaahh! Australian killer gnats!"
"Wait. Are you in my house?"
"Grammar Gopher! You're back! This is the bestest day ever!"
"Why do you need a missile?"
"And now he's gone. He was cute, and he taught me how to stop dangling my participles."
"You know you wouldn't have to read letters like that if you hadn't fired the Grammar Gopher.(whimpers) I miss him."
"The curse of King Mutt: If anyone removes the sacred bone, King Mutt will rise from his grave to destroy the thief."
"Aah, Dudley! You buried King Mutt's bone?"
"Here it is Dudley, the tomb of King Mutt."
"Honestly, why can't you be more like a cat? Determined, and focused, and... MOUSE!!!!"
"THAT'S MY TAIL!!"
"I'm locked out! Better call, Dudley. Okay, where's my wrist com?"
"Dudley, it's time to take out the trash."
"Dudley, there's more to our jobs than blowing things up."
"Let me Handle this, I'm going to show the class whats really exciting about being a T.U.F.F. agent."
"Another thing about secret agent kids. They also get to kick bad guy butt!"
"So in conclusion, Being a secret agent is about responsibility, proper hygiene, and of course the always thrilling paper work."
"It's Katswell, and I haven't gotten to the super cool spy accessories yet, Dudley hand out the complimentary T.U.F.F. Dental floss and sun block."
"You know it! Five servings a day! Sometimes I eat six!"
"My sun block! My dental floss! What? We have to pay for those if we lose them."
"Wh--why do they cheer for his dental floss?"
"Oh, kids. We just got off to a bad start. Our jobs really are cool."
"Dudley, that's not appropriate for kids."
"On the Up Side, lemons are chock full of nutritious Vitamin C, which promote.."(Kids fall asleep).
"Come on, kids! It's not too late to me law abiding citizens!"
"Dudley, the gas wore off ten minutes ago."
"Oh come on, all I said was that being a T.U.F.F. agent is about responsibility, dedication... (Ms. Grizzlebaum falls asleep)
"Cut it out, Dudley!"
"All I did was focus on skin care and dental hygiene, both of which I find to be (The guys fall asleep) Okay, so the Chameleon was a tad more entertaining, its not like he talked the kids into being criminals."
"Remember kids! Don't forget to eat your vegetables!"
"I hope you boys and girls floss after eating that pizza!!"
(Squeaky voice) "Wait, kids! Think about your future!"
(Squeaky voice) "I hear a beeping sound."
"This is all my fault, I bored those kids into a life of crime"
"Dudley, we have to save those kids!"
"Kids, don't forget to eat your vegetables!!"
"Why do you have a cat car?"
"Good job Dudley! You caught Snaptrap! I looked everywhere."
"Dudley, I cant hear you, we're going through a tunnel."
"It's just me!"
"I'm an English nanny."
"That's weird everywhere."
"YOOOOOOOU GET HIMMMM!!!!"
"Dudley, if the Chameleon crosses that bridge he can easily flee to Scotland, Greenland or even Russia!"
"We're not authorized by SCUFF, GRUFF or RUFF to go after him."
(While not having any weapon) "Oh wait, my nanny disguise only came with a spoonful of sugar!"
"Did you eat your blaster again?"
(While flying aimlessly with her umbrella) "I did not!"
"You mean Christmas!"
"This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!"
"You mean Kitty!"
"Say no more."
"You ate the candy cane laser!?"
"We're outnumbered! Time to use the element of surprise!"
"Time to hang the stocking by the chimney with care. Lock and load!"
"Dudley, that was the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone do."
"Wow. You carry your year book around?"
"And I'm not really a hairless cat!!"
"Looks like R. Suspect is our suspect."
"AAAHH!!! It burns my bumpy pale skin!! OW!!!!"
"There's no setting for mash...OH look!!"
"Wait a minute. Your name isn't Kyle R., It's killer!!"
"Welcome to T.U.F.F. Kyle."
"That robot is Kyle!"
"You love bacon and eggs without the eggs and extra bacon. Your favorite word is bacon, and you like visiting Macon, Georgia because Macon sounds like bacon."
"UGH! Just leave me alone so I can write nasty things about you in my e-diary!"
"Kill you?! I can't understand you!"
"It's Eric! The future Mr. Kitty Katswell!"
"Don't hurt his gorgeous face!"
"My sister is in jail!"
"Ugh! Stop comparing me to her! I'm pretty, too!"
" (Holds hand out for Dudley to stop talking) Wait, wait! (Eyes turn red in anger) You posted my diary on the Internet?!"
"Like how you always chew your butt when you say "exactly?""
"Dudley! Start howling!!"
"Are you guys busy Friday night?! I mean! Are you alright!?"
"Were T.U.F.F. agents! And your gorgeous! I mean! Are you okay!?"
"Dudley! You have to howl louder!"
"How do you know that?"
"I can't, Chief. I'm glued to the sidewalk."
"Get him, Dudley!"
"I can't believe you went dressed as a jar of mayonnaise."
" (Blows raspberry at Dudley)"
"What's going to happen to those poor people when they run out of peanuts?!"
Ugh! I feel like I ate 22 steaks and a ham."
"AAGH! That lame brian meant brains. DUDLEY!!"
"Dudley, have you gone crazy? Why did you trade brians with me?"
"What is wrong with you?!"
(Blows raspberry at Dudley)
"Freeze, Zippy! And... muscular booby who I've never seen before."
"We'll never get out! These shorts are spandex!"
"Not invisible. Invincible."
"Are those yarn balls on that flower?!"
"I hate the rainforest!"
"It's called the rainforest because it rains here a lot."
"Dudley, you've been out of school for like five years."
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