"His name is Dudley Puppy! He is the perfect combination of every breed known to man!"
"The bad news is there is no way to stop the mall from hurdling towards the sun."
"The food court is open until 9:00!"
"They're not poisonous bombs! There blu-blu-blueberry!"
"Perfectly survivable, unless you're made of soap."
"P-p-p-positions everyone. It's go time."
"The clown is down! Repeat: The clown is down!"
"That's the perfect occasion to test my flash-backer.
"Well duh, it's at the World's Largest Chilly Pot Store! Honestly Chief, where did we find these people?"
"Agents Puppy and Katswell, I have no tunes but I do have news."
"Fellow T.U.F.F. agents hold onto your hats. Uh, those of you not wearing hats, rah-rah-roll with it."
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."'
"How humiliating. Someone of my intellect reduced to carrying a buh-b-b-box of circular, fattening breakfast pastries!"
"First of all, it's Keswick and w-w-w-what do you want, Snaptrap?"
"You're probably wondering how you get out of the conference room. Well you can't. You're locked in until an authorized T-T-T-T.U.F.F. agent speaks the secret c-c-c-codephrase. Have a nice day."
"This one doesn't have a number I just love bumper cars."
"I'm going to modify the ship's engines to run on cold-fusion!"
"For my first number I'm going to sing a quick little d-d-ditty called Row, row, rua-row your boat."
"I will have to start over!"
"Keep your shirt on c-c-cowboy, I was getting to that."
"We literally lost her, she took a break stuff piled up an we never saw her again!"
"Rosemary if you can hear me shoot out the flair!"
"I'm going down ..." (faints)
"I do a Mr. Science thing on the side. Which reminds me I have to get back Billy Jankins back from the forth dimension!"
"Never thought of that I just liked the name."
"What have I d-d-done!"
"Launch a counterstrike and r-r-run screaming into the bathroom."
"Bad news Chief. We've all got pink eye from the b-ball pit. Also, we're getting another emergency tra-tra-transmission from Agent Rodentski."
"It's not the dump, it's city hall. We accidentally bl-bl-blew it up."
"I think he did you a favor, Chief. Who puts m-m-m-mustard in a cherry pie? I mean, seriously, people!"
"Yeah right, like that's going to happen. His pies taste like sh-sh-shoes!"
"Don't worry Agent Puppy, my mind is too powerful to saccome to hypnosis."
"I'm a pretty princess pirate who's late for the woodpecker ball! Hi-Gee-Gee!"
"Wow! Kitty! That movie stunk! It's as if somebody b-b-b-blasted the director with my no talent ray!"
"I have REALLY gotta start labeling my stuff!"
"Use the air break!"
"Oh, there was really an air-brake? I was just yanking your chain."
"No, we have a ton of costumes. I was just getting back at him for eating my lunch."
"Pretty darn critical for a plumber and a car-wash cashier!"
"And your back in the cup!"
"This is humiliating! On the bright side there's grape soda in here!"
"I'm sorry Mom and Dad, I'm not a doctor, get over it!"
"Thought this was the laundry chute!"
"Still not the laundry chute!"
"I'd argue with you Kitty, but you te-te-te-terrify me!"
"Not until you give me the right code."
"T.U.F.F HQ, Keswick speaking."
"Welcome to the top secret T.U.F.F. test bu-bu-bu-bunker conveniently located below the giant neon T.U.F.F. top secret b-bu-bu-bunker sign. All you folks in line for the top secret buffet step your left."
"Kitty, I've got a very important question for you."
"Actually I was going to ask if you could get the Iron Mutt's autograph. It's for my mother, her name's Keswick."
"IT'S IRON MUTT!" (girly screams, then faints)
"Can I wear my ninja pants?"
"I was lucky to get anything. The cleaning lady knew three types of J-J-J-Jiujitsu!"
"My name is Bob... Uh Bob... Don't touch the grass!"
"Why would I build an acid-spitting waffle-maker?! Good thing I'm on your side, right?"
"Now what the kicker is? It doesn't even make waffles!"
"Absolutely not! Changing one thing in the past can have a cataclysmic effect on the present."
"We're T.U.F.F. Agents, decretion is our middle name."
"I wish that mayonnaise had been cold."
"Who told you that!? I mean I'm not b-building a Lady Keswick."
"All right, I'm gonna clobber him!"
"I'll need to do a heart transplant! Because mine broken!... Cry, Weep, Sob!"
"Dr. Boring recommends a rescue!"
"Please! We helped someone clean his house before his mom comes!"
"What kind of self-obsorbed doofus would enter a dog show?"
"That's some nose you've got, Agent Puppy. I can't smell a th-tha-thing. I have such a b-ba-bad cold, I've quarantined myself!" *sneezes*
sniffs* "Holy toledo! What is that sma-sma-smell?!"
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