| "Golden Retriever (transcript)" | |
| Season 2, Episode 38 | |
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| Production Code: | 206B |
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| Airdate: | December 27, 2013 |
| Credits | |
| Writer(s): | Kevin Sullivan, Will Schifrin, Ray DeLaurentis |
| Art Direction: | George Goodchild |
| Music by: | Guy Moon |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Close Encounters of the Doomed Kind (transcript) |
Next T.U.F.F. Choices (transcript) |
This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode "Golden Retriever" from Season 2. It aired on December 27, 2013.
Transcript[]
(The episode starts at the Library)
Snaptrap: I found it, guys! I can't believe it's actually in here.
Francisco: You found the treasure map, boss?
Snaptrap: No! I found the word "booger" in the dictionary. This is hilarious! I'm gonna look up the word "fart"!
Ollie: Boss, I hate to interrupt your foray into noledge, but I found the actual treasure map.
Snaptrap: Ooooh, Gold Digger Gary's treasure map. The one that leads to his lost Gold Mine, and the world's biggest nugget!
(Snaptrap threw a book at Larry's eye glass)
Larry: OW! MY EYE!
Snaptrap: QUIET, LARRY! YOU'RE IN A LIBRARY!
Ollie: We just have to follow the map to the mine, and we'll get the booty.
Snaptrap: (laughs) Ollie said "Booty", but let's see if that's in the dictionary.
Dudley: I love Snaptrap's new TV show.
Kitty: This is high tech sirvalance footage, Dudley.
Dudley: That's a bad name for a show, though I did like the fart scene.
Keswick: Chief, that Gold Mine is located beneath the Critter Creek, an old western town. If Snaptrap tries to excavated, he could cause a catastrophic cave in, that could in danger thousands of lives!
The Chief: Agents Puppy and Katswell, you need to get to Crittersnap and stop Creektrap! (realizes) Uh, sorry. I had my head this morning and I have been reversing words long day all.
Dudley: THIS IS AWESOME! Now you're head injury, Chief, 'cause that could be serious. But I've always wanted to go to an old western town! In fact, I still have the cowboy costume I wear on Halloween when I was 6!
(Dudley goes to get a cowboy costume and came back)
Dudley: Look, it totally fits! (sniffs) Ooh, there's still candy in here! SCORE! (eats the disgusting candy, and grosses out) Oh, gross! It taste like rance and grape in pocket change. (eats another one)
Kitty: Then why are you eating another one?
Dudley: It's candy!
The Chief: Alright, you better go get a Puppy Katswell and agents. (realizes again) Maybe we'll go I to the hospital too.
Dudley: Alright, Ms. Kitty. I recon we should mosy on over to Critter Creek. Here's a costume so you can blend into.
(puts Kitty on in a banana costume)
Kitty: This is a banana costume. What do you think I'm gonna blend into? A fruit salad?
Dudley: Sorry, it's my only other Halloween costume. Do me a favor and check the pockets for candy.