Forget Me Mutt (transcript)

"Forget Me Mutt (transcript)"
Season 1, Episode 22
Production Code:	111A
Airdate:	April 9, 2011
Villain(s) Featured:	Verminious Snaptrap D.O.O.M.
Credits
Writer(s):	Kevin Sullivan, Ray DeLaurentis, Will Schifrin
Director(s):	Michelle Bryan
Storyboards by:	Butch Hartman, Katie Rice
Art Direction:	George Goodchild
Music by:	Guy Moon
Chronology
Previous Dog Dish	Next Mind Trap

This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode, "Forget Me Mutt" from Season 1. It aired on April 9, 2011.

Transcript

(episode starts with the grand opening of the Petropolis Monotrail; trains run through the network's tubes; scene cuts to a monorail train driving through one of the tubes; Dudley sticks his head out of the window to feel the breeze)

Dudley: (sticking his tongue out) "WOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO! This new Petropolis Monotrail is AWESOME!"

(inside the cabin; Kitty and the Chief are seated)

Chief: (jumping up and down on the seat) "Oh, it's the flea's knees! I haven't gotten around town 'this fast since I lived on that cheetah."

(a bug flies into Dudley's snout)

Dudley: "Ngguuaaehh! Bug up the nose!"

(seated behind Kitty and the Chief, Keswick is dry heaving)

Kitty: "Keswick, are you alright?" (turns around)

Keswick: (nauseous) "Not really. I'm prone to m-mah-mah-motion sickness-" (turns green-faced, pulls out jar of mayonnaise) "-and that jar of warm mayonnaise I ate isn't helping." (dry heaves, turns purple-faced)

(cut to a monotrail station: people are waiting in line; Snaptrap, Larry, Francisco and Ollie arrive, holding helium balloons)

Snaptrap: "The grand opening of the new Petropolis Monotrail! And it never would have happened without mee!"

Larry: "What did you do?"

Snaptrap: (enthusiastic) "I blew up the old Petropolis Monotrail! Then I burned down the library, and robbed a hospital." (giddy) "That was a super fun weekend! Sterile gauze, anyone?"

(Snaptrap walks over, ready to board a train)

Boarding Officer: (points to Bad-o-meter) "You must be at least this good to ride the monotrail."

(as Snaptrap is about to walk past the checkpoint the Bad-o-meter buzzes; "BAD" is displayed on its screen)

Bad-o-meter: (female voice; buzzes) "Reject. Reject. Reject."

Snaptrap: "Hey! You sound like my mom.."

(trap door opens below Snaptrap and his gang; they fall down through a chute and into a dumpster; above, the train Dudley is in arrives at the monotrail station; Dudley is directly above the trap door opening and can hear Snaptrap through the chute)

Snaptrap: (disembodied) "This is depressing. Hey I know what would cheer me up! Let's destroy the monotrail again... (Snaptrap's voice echoes "monotrail again" twice)

Dudley: (listening, suspicious) "Kitty, did you hear that?"

Kitty: (covers her ears; irritated) "I can't hear anything with Keswick dry heaving." (turns around; Keswick is dry heaving)

Dudley: "I'm gonna go check somethin' out. I'll meet you guys back at TUFF." (jumps out of window and dives into trap door opening; lands in the dumpster) "Y-OWW!" (spots Snaptrap and his cronies escape down a manhole; Dudley growls)

(meanwhile, above ground Keswick, Kitty and the Chief are leaving the monotrail station on foot)

Keswick: (green; finishes gulping down from a bottle) "This antacid isn't helping at all."

Chief: "That's ranch dressing."

Keswick: (shocked, gulps; tries to clear throat)

(cut to DOOM headquarters in city sewer; Snaptrap and his associates are gathered around a table, sitting on toilet seats)

Snaptrap: "Welcome to our new sewer lair!"

Larry: "Ew, it smells in here."

Snaptrap: (annoyed) "If you think this smells, wait until I flush you into the river of goo." (pulls lever; Larry is flushed down his toilet and into a river of sewage)

Larry: "Aah! Aaaahhh!" (flows downstream)

Snaptrap: "Now, how are we gonna get revenge on those meanies..who wouldn't let us ride the monotrail?" (leans to Francisco) "Francisco?"

Francisco: (smiles) "Uhhh..we could eat 'em?"

Snaptrap: "Okay, that's just dark and disturbing. Anywho, I've got my own plan."

(Dudley has winched himself down into the sewer, Mission Impossible-style; he observes Snaptrap; Snaptrap takes out his plan on paper)

Snaptrap: (points) "Today at five o'clock, I'm gonna turn this valve.."

Ollie: "Ohh that's brilliant boss! That'll flood the entire monotrail with sewage!"

Snaptrap: "Really? I never thought of that! I just like turning valves at five o'clock. I like pulling levers at six. It's a thing; don't judge me."

Dudley: (hidden; talks into wristcom) "Chief! It's Dudley. Snaptrap is planning to do something awful!"

Chief: (via wristcom; signal is poor) "You're breaking up! Did you say Snaptrap is planning to do something awful..or something about a flapjack and a falafel?" (static)

Dudley: "I'll take care of this myself. You're goin' down Snaptrap." (accidentally presses the "up" button on his hoist device, sending him up) "Whoops and I'm going up!"

(Dudley is pulled up and back to the surface, outside the monotrail station; as he is yanked out of the manhole, he falls upside down and hits his head on the manhole cover; he is knocked unconscious)

Kitty: (spots him) "Oh no! Dudley is out cold!" (runs)

Keswick: (still sick) "I wish that mayonnaise had been cold."

Kitty: "Dudley said Snaptrap was up to something. Let's get him back to TUFF and find out what it is." (Keswicks walks up to her, about to heave)

(TUFF transition to TUFF headquarters; Kitty, the Chief and Keswick observe Dudley as he lays unconscious on an operating table)

Keswick: (holds a razor over Dudley's head) "According to my brain scanner, Agent Puppy should come to in exactly fa-fa-three...two...one..now!" (everyone is startled) "I said NOW! Oh wait, this isn't a brain scanner, it's my rah-rah-razor. Should I give him a shave, Chief?"

(Dudley sits up, sounding and looking like the Chief)

Dudley (Chief): "NO! Just get back to work. I'm the flea's knees! I lived on a cheetah, blah blah blah!" (leaps off the table and hops into the Chief's office, slamming the door behind him)

Kitty: (worried) "What's wrong with Dudley?"

Keswick: "Apparently the bleu-bleh-blow to his head caused some sort of identity transference."

Chief: (jumps onto Keswick's nose) "But why does he think he's me? Is it because I'm handsome?"

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