"Greetings. The name's Rabbit."
...that he's sitting on a bomb.
"Bravo, Jack Rabbit. You got me again."
"Since I know resisting you is futile, I will now escort myself to prison, the big house, the slammer, the hoosegow."
"Whoops. Not the Chameleon."
"Nooooo! Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to roll a bowling ball?!"
"Jack, this is my new partner,
Dudley."
"Dudley! Take out the trash! And stop playing my records!"
Jack and Kitty split the scene.
"HEY, KITTY, WHERE AM I?!"
"Can I wear my ninja pants?"
"Dudley! It's bath night! Get in the tub!"
"DO YOU EVER SLEEP?!?!?"
"Dance, you little hoodlums!"
Kitty scolds Dudley for spying on her.
"Oh yeah? Then why is he stealing seconds from the salad bar?"
"IT'S DUDLEY! (beat) WHOOPS!"
"Hey, little cat girl, care for a fish-sicle?"
Bob Dontfeedthesquirrels.
Kitty accepts Jack's offer.
"Tootle-oo, Mr. Dontfeedthesquirrels."
"That's Mr. Stayoffthegrass!"
The dry cleaning lady proves too much for Kessick.
"Oh, and I brought you a doggie bag from Our Old Stomping Ground."
"Thanks, but I've already got some sushi, from "
Jack and Snaptrap hear Dudley spying on them.
Jack pretends to apprehend Snaptrap.
"Oh, great. You just popped my packet of soy sauce."
"This is a wedding dress, Keswick."
Jack reveals his scheme to Kitty.
"Ahahaha, good one, Jack. You always did like making jokes."
Kitty's brain is about to be drained.
Snaptrap arrives with Jack's payment.
Dudley spots the D.O.O.M. Buggy.
Jack blocks everything Dudley throws at him.
"It's go time, Snaptrap!"
"EAT HOT FUDGE, VILLAINS!"
Dudley delivers his Puppy Punch to Jack.
"Puppy Punch. There is no substitute."
Dudley destroys the brain drain machine...
"Okay, this is the worst brain freeze ever!"
"I thought you were the greatest secret agent ever Jack, but you're just a no good crook!"
"Thanks for saving me Dudley. You're the best partner anyone could ever have."
"Thanks, Kitty. How about a little victory music?!"
"You really need your own place."