The Evil Shopping Channel (sometimes written as E.S.C.) is a TV channel where thugs sell things used for crimes. The Chameleon (host) and Jillian (model) are the only two known people who work for the show. The channel appears in "Dog Tired" and "T.U.F.F. Choices."
- The number to order things from the Evil Shopping Channel is 1-(555)736-EVIL.