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Purr-fect Partners

• "And you spit when you talk."
• "CHEEEEW TOOOOYYYY!!!!"
• "Thats not yours!!!"
• "Lets do this!!!"
• "High five!"
• Oh, that's what I am talking about...

Doom-mates

• "Who's the Cham-ah-lee-on?"
• "Bad move, dude. I'm part boxer. Now let her go!"
• "Hey! It's Kitty on a pogo stick!"
• "Then we better run!"
• "HANG ON, KITTY!"

Mall Rat

• "Kitty may be right, so I'm gonna eat all the muffins for you. It's what heroes do."
• "Free yougurt ! Cool, i'm starving, since i never got a muffin !"
• "You're right, this is a trap. The most awesome trap ever !"
• "Kitty wait ! You just tried to protect everyone in your own rude, hartless, misguided,...wait, I forgot my point."

Operation: Happy Birthday

• "Happy Birthday Kitty!"
• "It's cheese cake Snaptrap."
• CAAAKKKEEE!!!!!"
• "Chief? We're in position."

Snapnapped

• "In dog years, that's twelve hours!"
• "AND THE DONUTS!"
• "WITH NO FOOD!"
• "KESWICK'S IN PARADISE!"
• "DOES ANYONE HAVE SIX DOLLARS!?"

Mom-A-Geddon

• "Ooh! Bad place for a cactus garden!"
• "Wait, this is atomic?!"
• "Or your cleaning lady! Who you should really have come in twice a week, there are bird droppings everywhere."
• "That's not a criminal. That's my mom."
• "Desiree's not gonna like this!"
• "And this is my secratary Kitty."

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

• I'll return with regular progress reports.
• "Will you tell me a story?"
• "I don't like that story."
• "Uh, my tail's caught in the door."
• "Prison's too good for Snaptrap. My hat and I have a better idea."
• "I drained the pool to look for clues. There weren't any."
• "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! THIS HAT IS AWESOME!!
• "Five a.m. and no sign of the bad guy. Five a.m. and 3 seconds and no sign of the bad guy. Five a.m. and five seconds and no sign of the bad guy."
• Oh, ok. You can have your alone time right now. I'm going to save the ship.
• "I drained the pool to look for clues. There weren't any."
• "Whats intel?"
• "Ooh he left his hat!"
• "Initial here, here and here."

Puppy Love

• "Oooh, you made me so happy!"
• "Mmmmmm, thats good toilet water."

Toast of T.U.F.F.

• "AAHH, PAPER CUTS!"
• "I was just gonna tape some bread to my stomach and butt."
• "Tape something to your butt!"
• "How would you like it if we went to your house and made toast!"
• "Yeah, but someone had to eat all the peanut butter. And without a glass of milk!"

Share-A-Lair

• "I'm not, this is the water fountain."
• "Ohhh, someone should hang a sign. In the meantime, NOBODY DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN!"
• "I told you to hang a sign!"
• "Boy, we really got schmoodled."
• "Nah, we're good. We got this campfire and this ugly shoe to chew on!"
• "Wait a minute! I'd recognize that tongue everywhere!"
• "Prove it."
• "Yes, is "I. M. Stinky" there?"
• "Yes, is "I needa bath" there?"
• I'll buy you were Bunny the real estate agent, and agent Wiezleman, but there's no way you were agent Rodenski.

Dog Daze

• "I bet this thing gets like, no milage."
• "Sorry, you know what they say. Came in one year, get out the other."
• "Ooh a penny. My bad, just a bottle cap."
• "I was pretty, right?"
• "Okay, can I still be pretty?"
• "I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND IM GOING TO THE BALL!!!!!!!"
• "I don't know. One minute I was fine ant the next I thought I was a woodpecker and a pretty princess and a....I was pretty right ?"
• "Hang over, it's my bone phone."
• ARRGGHHH, YO-HO-HO! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-GEEEEEE-GEEEEE!!!!!
• "Kitty's right. Maybe i do need a little break. Ooh, i got an e-mail."
• "I'M A WOODPECKER PRINCESS PIRATE! HIIIIIIIIIIIII-GEEEEE-GEEEEE!"
• "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
• "I can't believe this is happening to me Kitty. I'm nothing without T.U.F.F. If I can't be a secret agent, I'm gonna live the rest of my days in solitude."
• "Kitty, is that you ? It's strange to see a familiar face after living in solitude for so long."
• "That;s right Snaptrap! and now it's time for a taste of your own CRAZY medicine !"
• "Thanks for believing in me Kitty! I missed you so much !"
• "I've got mutton chops with my puppachino !"

Internal Affairs

• "Kitty's at the movies Chief. She lost a bet and had to take Keswick. Hey! Why don't you rescue the general with me ?"
• "Coool, giant spider. I mean arghhhh! Giant spider !
• "Eeww, why is everything so gross when you're tiny ?"
• "He's trying to drown us! Why did I paly with that shrink-ray ?! Oh right, the cookie. It was worth it."
• "You did it Chief ! You and your weird foot are heroes !"

Chilly Dog

• '"On it, Chief! Kitty and I will figure out who's stealing those ice circles."
• "I'm telling you, it's the old lady. YOU ARE GOING DOWN, GRANDMA!"
• "That's not a pattern, I spilled mustard on my leotard!"
• "OOH NO! SOMEONE'S STEALING CIRCLES OF ICE! WHHYYY!!?"
• "Someone will find us eventually, and you and you're old lady mastermind are going down!"
• "Check It out Kitty, I used your razor to shave my legs, and my back....and that guy!
• "I learn a lot in the car! I like the car!"
• "I may have gotten a little carried away."
• "I am never taking this off!"

The Doomies

• "Looks like BirdBrain is egg-stinct! Wow, BirdBrain was right. Egg puns are egg-citing!"
• "Ooh! It's ticking!"
• Yeah, well i heard there's gonna be shrimp there so I made out of my pants a shrimp sack.
• "Here, have a shrinp. I felt on the floor. Yumee!"

Thunder Dog

• "I would have saved his juice box too, but there just wasn't time."
• "No way. I was born without the fear gene. And the gene that tells you when your tail's on fire."
• "What? No, I'm not scared of thunder. There's a (looks around) bomb underhere. Booom! It's okay, I shielded everyone from the blast!"
• "Oh yeah? Then how do you explain the boom sound."
• "I can't..I uh..accidentaly hand-cuffed myself to this ship's anchor."
• (to Kitty) "I'm not afraid of thunder! I was just checking out your scalp. You've gotten a lot of gray hair since we started working together. Probably just a coincidence."
• "I'd like to Kitty, but I accidentally chained myself to this aircraft carier."
• "I'm sorry Kitty. I'm a coward. I don't deserve all these medals! Hey, weird possum lady, you're very brave for wearing that outfit in public. You deserve these more then I do."
• "You know, I think I am. Thunder can't hurt me. Though I wish I could say the same about THIS I FELL ON AAGH"
• "I'd love to go...but I accidentally chained myself to this space shuttle."

Snap Dad

• And he's dating my MOM."
• "Why do I always miss the Easter bunny ?!"
• "We're good guyz REMEMBER."

Iron Mutt

• "Does this make my butt look big?"
• "I'm in it!"
• "Well, I-I'm not Iron Mutt...I'm just an ordinary, average (ladies rush to him)... super awesome heo maned Iron Muuuuut !"
• "I meant to do that.'
• "glad you could make it sidekick! Say something funny! Sidekicks should be funny!"
• "I understant. You feel left out of action. I know, you can answer my fan mail!"
• (reading the mail) "Okay: Iron Mutt rocks, I love Iron Mutt,....ohhh, an invitation!"
• "Well that sounds totally legitimate."
• "Wow, it's great to be in the presence of so many awesome superheroes that I've never heard of !"
• "She's not my unfunny side kick! She's Kitty Katswell, my unfunny partner!"
• "I have the corn, it's not that good."
• "You bet. Next time, you can wear the suit and I'll be unfunny."
• "Can you find the letter A?"
• "I am' iron mutt"

The Wrong Stuff

• "Sometimes I dream I'm the best agent TUFF ever had. In fact, I just had that dream in the conference room.Then I dreamt I was playing checkers with a snake. I double jumped him, and he bit me."
• "Just so you know, I've got my own theme music too."
• "Something about this guy, rubs me the wrong way."
• "Puppy Punch. There is no substitute."
• "We can't let Kitty leave T.U.F.F.. I'm lost without her.(screaming) Kitty, where am I ?"
• "Just give them some ice-cream and they'll go away.
• "My name is Bob...Bob,uh..(looks at the toilet sign)Mens-room. I play this guitar thingy."
• "DO YOU EVER SLEEP?!"
• "My name's : Don't walk on the grass !
• "Hey there, little cat girl, care for a fishcicle?"
• "That's Mr. Stay-off-the-grass! No, wait, he's got me confused."
• "I guess I was wrong about Jack...and now because of me, Kitty might go work for STUFF. I gotta apologize to her."
• "Oh yeah? Well I beat a snake at checkers-in my dreams!"
• "Thanks Kitty, how about a little victory music ?!"
• "LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

Watch Dog

• "Wrong Kitty, cause you're going down, to level 6. Non reserved visitor's parking."
• (crying)"It's just like second grade."
• "Second grade, I'm comming. I will dominate !"
• "Alright, I'll go to the bakery! Or I could set this watch back one minute and risk horribly alterning reality to beat Kitty to that doughnut.. GOING WITH THE WATCH !"
• "Excuse me. Uh, there's a pantless lady dog back there talking in slow motion to a shiny object."
• "WOW, super specific law."
• "Okay, a new plan A: Go to the gift shop and buy smoothing oinment."
• "Don't tell me, it's super specific and about not wearing pants."
• "Guys, you have to believe me. In my world you're all superheroes. And not wearing pants is OK !"
• "I really need to go to the toilet."

Dog Dish

• "I can't let this come stop me from being a super cool agent."
• "Let's get him."
• Will you scratch my butt little bird.
• Little birds battalion, attack!
• Sorry Kitty but with this cone I can't see anything. But on the bright side, there's free root beer and chocholate covered raisins in here.

Forget Me Mutt

Mind Trap

• "You're reading my mind."

Kid Stuff

• "Oh boy! Puppets!"
• "Can we fight children in the presence of bad guy's? No wait why would we do that?
• "Well he said you had candy."
• "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT MY VEGETABLES!!!"
• "Man I love cake."
• "Don't thank me, thanks the bomb defusing platapus."

Super Duper Crime Busters

• "Hey TV fans. I'm TUFF agent and Super Duper Crime Buster Dudley Pudley! Wait, can we cut that ?"
• "Every day I lay my life on the line to keep Petropolis safe.(people scream around with fear)"
• "It's the police. They probably want my help on a case."
• (while dudley is charged by the police) "It's cool. I'll show them my TUFF badge and clear things up."
• (after being released) "Oh, sweet fredom! I've saw things in jail that no onw should have ever seen!"
• "Kitty, we can see you in the snack room."
• "Chief, don't go after the light !"
• "We can't stop this thing, Kitty! I'm scared, and I wanna go home!"

Mission: Really Big Mission

• And my jerky!
• Jerky?

Frisky Business

• "I'll be fine mom. See, I already combed my hair and brushed my teeth."
• "Why do we have a second basement ?!"
• (while entering TUFF HQ) "FREEDOM !"
• "Hey guys, guess who's out of town? It's my mom. Guess how long she's gone? Three days.nGuess who felt down the stairs? I did. Huess how many times? Not sure, I blacked out. Boy you are slow guessers."
• "Whoa, three days without mom what am I gonna do? ANYTHING I WAAAANT!!!"
• "CRAMP'S GONE!"
• (bomb explodes) "Hey Kitty, your fur's messed up. I'd give you my comb, but there's toothpaste on it."
• "Hey guys. Guess who has a wild party at my house tonight? Me. guess who met a girl? The stray gorilla. All I did wass fall down the stairs again."
• "Worth, every, penny ! Actually I have no idea what they cost. I just give him my mom's credit card."
• "No, matorcycle magic always makes me sleepy. Also, I was up last night. The stray gorilla ate my pillow."
• "Mmm, my. Nothing like a nap to recharge your battery. Boy you look awful, maybe you should take a nap?"
• "Aah, the light. It burns!"
• "I need my mommy!"
• "aah, I'm naked. Nobody look."
• "I'M LIVING ON THE EDGE KESWICK!"
• "Guess who fell down the stairs? I did.
• "AHHHHH! Why does everyone know that but me!!"
• "Ahh, how do you know theese things. (falls in the carbage) Teach me."
• "Really? Will you teach me how to turn on the lights ?"

Hot Dog

• "Guess who's entering the dog show?"
• "Don't worry Kitty, I'm okay! I took the other parachut for my fur, but it turns out I didn't need it."
• "I'm sorry Kitty, It's just that I've never won anything before....Well I did win a STAY OUT OF THE OFFICE FOR A WEEK!...but I think Chief just made that up."
• "Who's gonna win a mail man? Your gonna win a mail man."
• "Right, what's the second best way ?"
• "First of all, I'm not hot! And second of all...I don't hallucinate. If you don't believe me ask that mermain on a unicycle."
• "Put The Razor Down!!"
• "You're right, Kitty's important too. But last time I checked, you don't get a mailman for saving Kitty."
• "You're way softer than Andy"

Disobedience School

• "Who's ready for Lavaland!?"
• "Okay, lets go to Lavaland!"
• "Don't hurt me! I've never been to Lavaland, and I just got this magnet!"

The Dog Who Cried Fish

• "Save us grilled cheese army!"
• "It's not a mackerel! It's a cod, in a cape!"
• "Ok, I've got a plan. We'll need 50 thousand tones of concrete to rebuilt the damb, and the world's biggest spondge to absorb all the water."
• "Great, now what will I do with the worlds biggest spondge !"

Doom and Gloom

• "That tiara really brings out the crazy in his eyes."
• "Well, you're about to trade your gown for some prison stripes. Yoy're going away fro 3 to 5 years!"
• "And I've used my extra time to do something really important. I'm gonna break the world record for unicycle juggling!"
• "Wait, if he's good, then why do we have to catch him ?"
• "You're grinding an axe, and eating sour grapes. Also, all those pictures od Murray with darts in them."
• "Sorry Kitty, the stairs didn't take that long but I had to use the bathroom and Snaptrap's mom was in there!" (shivers)
• "We're done here Kitty! (toilet flush) And so is Snaptrap's mom!"
• "I'm still juggling!"
• "I'm awesome!"
• "Somebody time me!"
• "If he's good, why are we after him?"

Law and Odor

• "Go panthers!"
• "This is Cherry soda Chief."
• "Oh come on!! Is that even a real thing!?!"
• "Kitty, do you smell something?"

The Rat Pack

• "Alright Snaptrap! Put your hands in the air!"
• "Chief? If I tell you something do you promise not to be upset?
• "I said poop."
• "Okay, it looks like you have a hornet in your pants!!"

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Booby Trap

• "It was delicious Chief....I mean....the janitor stole it."
• "Oh, so he can chew stuff but I can't ?"
• "JAIL! It's next to the courthouse on Main Street.! Boy they're irritating. Kitty, do you have a taser on you ?"
• "Yes, I'm a booby too."
• "And that piece of paper I dropped is not a reciept from Booby Costumes n' Things."
• "I think, he's buying it."
• "Cock-a-doooodaldoo! I like pizza! Hachachachacha!"
• "Hey, that's my letter to Santa !"
• "I was really good this year and I deserve a lot of stuff!"
• (his letter is cut)"NOOOO! You monster! I drew a special picture of me and Santa and everything."
• "Kitty, he just shredded your autographed poster of teen sensation Justin Timberwolf !"
• "But how ? These bars are made of solid wicker! Wait, why are these bars made of wicker ?"
• "Do you have an wicker baskets?"
• "YES, wait boobies can fly ?"
• "Boy. That is one crazy booby."

Snappy Campers

• "Hey Kitty I made smores in your fire place!"
• "Look Kitty! I made a pot holder all by myself!"
• "No wait that kids not dancing. He got stung by a wasp."
• "Why do I smell wet dog?"
• "When did you do this?"

Lucky Duck

• "Chief it's nine o'clock! Quacky the Duck is on!"
• "Didley! Quacky said Didley, now my name is Didley."
• "Good news Mister Network President! You get to go in the Quack Sac!"

The Curse of King Mutt

• "The museum?! Aaawww! What did we do wrong?"
• "I might've. I bury stuff all the time-it's a dog like thing. Like chasing squirrels and making your own pasta sauce."
• "Wow, an actual king. You know my friend Phil comes from royalty...his uncle's a duke...or maybe his name is Duke? The point is he has a pool table."
• "AHHHH!! THE CURSE IS REAL!! THE CURSE IS REALL!!!
• "To the bus!"
• "Relax! It's not like the curse is real."
• "Sorry Kitty, when I get nervous I bite my tail. (bites Kitty's tail) Oh, I was wondering why I couldn't feel it."
• "Aaaah! King Mutt! Don't hurt me, I don't remember where I buried it! Would you settle for Kitty's lip gloss?!"
• "Ooh, Kitty's rocket boots. I wonder if the mummy would settle for theese."
• "The mask was totally worth the 25 Dollars i found in you wallet Kitty."
• "Kitty, I think I buried myself !"
• "Hello?! There's dirt in my nose...and other places!"

Bored of Education

• "You can smell the fear? I'm gonna teach the kids how to defuse a live grenade!"
• "You wanna answer this one Kitty?"
• "I know I just like talking like this! I ALSO LIKE TALKING LIKE THIS!!"
• "Adiose muchacos! I also like talking in French!"

Guard Dog

• "I'm here Kitty. I went undercover as you luggage. Also, I wanted you to carry me."
• "Does anyone have a handcuff saw?!"
• "Choo Choo! Choo Choo!"
• "Kitty, hand me my conductors hat and whistle!"
• "Sorry Kitty, we're entering a tunnel."
• "Just me."

Dog Save the Queen

• "CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
• "No way."
• "Okay Biff, no one here is the Chameleon! But don't worry, I'll keep spitting hot tea on people until I find him. It's what heroes do."
• "Check it out ! My big furry hat is awesome. I can hide a cake in it !"
• "You have nothing to fear from the Chameleon....unless of course, you are the Chameleon !"
• "Kitty! The Chameleon got into the palace and I swear I wasn't chasing the bacon lady."
• "Oh no that means I ate my badge!"
• "And I wasn't chasing the bacon lady!!"

A Doomed Christmas

• "Thats what I said racecar bed."
• "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"
• "Does this in any way affect the delivery of my race car bed?!"
• "Is it a million dollars?"
• "NO I DON'T!!!"
• "KITTY I FOUND MY RACE CAR BED!!!!!"
• "KITTY I FOUND THE KEYS!!!"
• "I'm gonna catch a snowflake on my tongue!"

Big Dog on Campus

• "I think you were standing to close to the bomb."
• "There's R. Suspect."
• "You hit me with a chair."
• Kitty, stop steping on my clown shoes."
• "Set your raygun to mashed potatos!!!"

Dog's Best Friend

• "INTRUDER!!!!"
• "Ooohh! Now it's a sporty tank top!"
• "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
• "YAAYYY!!!!"
• "Would you like to spend every waking moments of our lives together!?!"

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Dudley Puppy