Quotes[]
- Kitty: "You love bacon with eggs without the eggs and extra bacon. Your favorite word is "bacon" and you like visiting Macon, Georgia because Macon sounds like bacon."
- Dudley: "It's true! I do enjoy visiting places that sound like bacon! How do you know all that?! Do you spy on me from your "squirrel nest"?"
- Kitty: "UGH! Just leave me alone so I can write nasty things about you in my e-diary!"
- Dudley: "Why are you using a jet pack, Kitty? Aren't you a flying squirrel?"
- Keswick: "Hey, Kitty, I just finished reading your d-d-diary aloud to everyone in the airport shuttle."
- Kitty: "Kill you?! I can't even understand you!"
- Dudley: "Why do you need a jet pack, Kitty? Aren't you a flying squirrel?"
- Dudley: "What kind of candy?"
- Dudley: "Freeze, Snaptrap! Drop the ukulele and step away from the boogie boards!"
- Bird Brain: "Stop copying me! You dashing rascal!"
- Kitty: "I'M PRETTY, TOO!!!!"
- The Chameleon: "Actually, your shoulders are a little large. And we all know why you always wear gloves!"
- Kitty: "It's Eric, the future Mr. Kitty Katswell! Can't stand knees weak... (thud; sticks tongue out) uhhh...... "
- Dudley: "Your good looks may have gotten to Kitty, but that's just makes me jealous and want to punch you even more!"
- Kitty: "Don't hurt his gorgeous face! (pounces Dudley to protect Eric after getting hit by a water jug) Okay call me, text me or email me. Four kids picket fence!"
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<< Season 1 | ♦ Season 2 Quotes ♦ | Season 3 >> | |||||||||||||
#01 | A Doomed Christmas | #12 | Pup Daddy | #23 | Golden Retriever | #34 | Bark to Nature | ||||||||
#02 | Big Dog on Campus | #13 | Candy Cane-ine | #24 | Rat Trap | #35 | Mutts and Bolts | ||||||||
#03 | Dog's Best Friend | #14 | Freaky Spy-Day | #25 | Agent of the Year | #36 | Carbon Copies | ||||||||
#04 | Dudley Do-Wrong | #15 | Dog Tired | #26 | T.U.F.F. Choices | #37 | TUFF Cookies | ||||||||
#05 | Puppy Unplugged | #16 | Dog House | #27 | Sob Story | ||||||||||
#06 | Top Dog | #17 | Time Waits for No Mutt | #28 | Hush Puppy | ||||||||||
#07 | Quack in the Box | #18 | Love Bird | #29 | Quacky Birthday | ||||||||||
#08 | Monkey Business | #19 | Bluff Puppy | #30 | Happy Howl-O-Ween | ||||||||||
#09 | Diary of a Mad Cat | #20 | Bark to the Future | #31 | 'Til Doom Do Us Part | ||||||||||
#10 | Lie Like a Dog | #21 | Lights, Camera, Quacktion | #32 | Barking Tall | ||||||||||
#11 | Cold Fish | #22 | Close Encounters of the Doomed Kind | #33 | Bad Eggs |