• Dudley: "I can't see my tail!"
  • The Caped Cod: "He's a boob, but I need a yes man."
  • Keswick: "You know, he doesn't really have a kingdom, right? He doesn't even own his p-p-place. He lives with his mother."
  • Dudley: "I'm saving up for a go-kart!"
  • Dudley: "If you stop the Riceberg Ice Bird Iceberg, you can have my kingdom."
  • Kitty: "You live with your mom!"
  • The Caped Cod: "But beware, Dog King. I will one day have your kingdom!"
  • The Chief: "He lives with his mom."
  • Dudley: "I don't wear socks either."
  • Dudley: "No way, wearing pants go against everything I believe in; and just so you know, shorts go against half the things I believe in!"
  • The Caped Cod: "I love his enthusiasm; he'll clap for anything."
  • Dudley: "I think your Yes Man just tried to eat you."
  • The Caped Cod: "You say tomato, I say SILENCE!"
  • Dudley: "What does he know? Yesterday he said it would drizzle, but all it did was sprinkle."
  • Dudley: "Positive Kitty, I never get cold."
  • Dudley: "Is my tail wagging? I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T SEE IT!"
  • Dudley: "Hey my tail! I'm happy!"
  • Kitty: "Dudley, we have to find your pants, your shivering."
  • The Chief: "Agent Katswell, we need your opinion. Which one of us look better in our tux?"
  • The Chief: "So the whole "who looks better in a tux?" thing..we'll just go with me right?"
  • Kitty: "I'm okay by myself. Honestly! (desperately to the Chief) Please don't make me go with captain no pants!"

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