- Episode starts with scene showing T.U.F.F. The Chief is in his office. He makes an annoucment over the intercom.*
Chief: "Agents Puppy and Katswell, report to my office immediately!"
Kitty and Dudley kick open the door to his office
Kitty: What is it, Chief? Is a super villain threatening to destroy the city?
Dudley: Did someone steal Keswick's fish sticks from the fridge, 'cause it wasn't me! *He burps out an empty bag that says "Keswick" along with a note that says "Don't touch"*
Chief: Who cares! Just check out this footage! *A video screen slides out from the wall that shows two figure skaters doing a trick* It's from the qualifying round from the Petropolis skating championships. *A saw cuts a hole in the ice from underneath the skaters. They fall through, screaming*
Dudley: Oh no! Someone's stealing circles of ice!!! WHY?!?!
Chief: Yeah, uhh, I'm gonna talk to Agent Katswell now. *to Kitty* Someone's stealing the world's great figure skaters! I need you two to go undercover as skaters and find out who's responsible.
Dudley: On it, Chief! Kitty and I will figure out who's stealing those ice circles.
Kitty: Uh, I'll explain to him in the car.
*The wall slides out showing a mini ice rink. Keswick is in a coat.*
Keswick: I have your costumes and these c-c-c-computerised skates. Just turn the knob to the desired s-s-setting and they'll turn you both into professional skaters. *The skates start racing around the ice and come to stop in front of Dudley and Kitty*
Dudley: But I like working at T.U.F.F! *A robotic hanger hands Dudley a girl, skating costume*
Kitty: I'll explain that in the car, too. *A robotic hanger hands her a fancy, boy's costume*
Dudley: Wait a minute! Why do I have the girl's costume?
Keswick: That's the only we had that would fit you! Good luck agents Puppy and K-K-Katswell. *They walk away awkwardly*
Chief: *To Keswick* Was that really the only costume that would fit him?
Keswick: No, we have a ton of costumes *A rack comes down showing more costumes* I was just getting back at him for stealing my fish sticks. *chuckles* Got him back.
(Cut to the Petropolis Skating Rink*)
Dorothy Camel: Dorothy Camel Reprting Live From The Figure Skating Qualifing Rounds Where I Haven't Had Any Water In 9 Days. Dispite The Disapearence Of SEVERAL Skating Teams, Competaters Continue To Warm Up Hoping To Make It The Finals. All I Can Say Is "Good Luck" And "You're All Doomed".
(Kitty As "Vince" Coming Out Of The Men's Changing Room And Dudley As "Tiffany Rose Amber Heather" Comes Out Of The Opisite Room)
Dudley:How Do I Look Kitty? I Used Your Razor To Shave My Legs And My Back And That Guy (Points Razor To Ape Shivering) I Mave Have Gotten A Little Carried Away, Here.
Kitty:You Can Keep It. Come On Let's Go Check Out The Other Skaters. (Dudley Jumps Gracefuly) I'm Starting To Think One Of These Teams Wants To Win So Badly, They're Taking Out The Competition.
Dudley: Good Theory, Let's Check If Anybody Looks Suspicous Just Don't Be To Obvious. (Eyes Point Out To Hot Dogs) You, Hold it Right There!
Kitty:Dudley, That's A Hot Dog Vendor!
Dudley:I Know I Really Want A Hot Dog. (Vendor Gives Dudley A Hot Dog) Freeze Mister! Want Mustard Too. (Eats Hot Dog) Time For Some Suttle Secret Agent Detective Work. (Talks To Girl Bear) Excuse Me How's Your Evil Plan To Eliminate All The Other Figure Skaters Going?
Girl Bear:What?
Dudley:It's Not Them, Kitty. They Didn't Know Anything About The Plan. (Goes Toward Two Squirrels) Hey Can I Borrow Your Saw?
Male Squirrel:I Don't Have One.
Dudley:Not Guilty, Moving On. (Puts Light Above Old Turtle Lady) Where Were You On The Night Of June 33rd?!
Old Lady:You're Scaring Me!
Kitty:Dudley! Let Me Handle This.
Dudley:OK,But I Don't Think You're Gonna Get Her To Crack. I'm Watching You!!
(Scene At Snowflake's Skating Shoes)
Kitty (As Vince): Hi We're New On Curcuit!
(Snowflake Stops Spinning)
Snowflake:Howdy Ya'll. I'm Snowflake And This Is My Brother, Slush. (Slush Waves With Both Hands Then Falls)
Kitty:I'm Vince Uh Boy Skater And This Is My Partner.(Pulls Dudley Towards Herself)
Dudley:It's "Tiffany Rose Amber Heather" I Paniced And I Couldn't Pick A Name.
Slush:I Got tattoo(pulls Up Suit)What Says"Tiffany Rose Amber Heather"
Snowflake:Sweetie (Giggles) That's A Rash. (Pulls Down Suit) He's A Couple Of Pancakes 'Side A Short Stack. Come On, Sweetie We Gotta Practice Our Routine! (Slush Falls Down Again)
Kitty:OK, It Can Be Them. She's Too Nice And He's Too Stupid.
Dudley: I'm Telling You It's The Old Lady. You're Going Down,Grandma!! (Old Lady Faints)
(Slide To Next Routine)
Dorothy Camel: Now, For The Next Team In The Qualifing Rounds, Say Hello And Possibly Goodbye To Our Current Front-Runners, Pete And Polly Penguin. (Penguins Do Tricks And Then They Fall Into Ice Hole)
Dudley:Kitty, The Villians Struck Again And Now They're Stealing Dinosaurs.
Kitty:Come On. (Jumps Into Hole) They Got Away. Dudley, I'm Seeing A Pattern Here.
Dudley:That's Not A Pattern, I Spilled Mustard On My Leotard!
Kitty:Listen To Me. Every Skating Team Was Nabbed With The Favorite To Win Including The Penguins.
Dudley:OK, I Have A Plan.
Kitty:Does It Involve The Old Lady?
Dudley:Yes!
Kitty:Do Have Another Plan?
Dudley:Well We Can Use Keswick's Skates To Become The Favorites So The Bad Guys Would Come After Us.
Kitty:That's Actully A Good Plan. Come On, Let's Get Back To The Rink. It's Time For Our Qualifing Routine.
Dudley:Can I Get Another Hot Dog?
Kitty:No!
Dudley:OK I'll Just Suck On My Leotard. (Sucks On Leotard)
Dorothy Camel:With The Dissapearence Of Another Team, Much Of The Terrified Audience Has Fled The Arena. On The Bright Side, There's Almost No Line At The Snow Cone Stand. Now For The Next Team In The Quqlifing Rounds, Two Newcomers To The Skating Scene, Vince And Tiffany Rose Amber Heather.
(Dudley And Kitty Do Tricks Which Lure Fans Back)
Dorothy Camel:Tiffany Rose Amber Heather, That Was Amazing! (Kitty Throws Up) And You Threw Up. If You're Half That Good In The Finals,You'll Take First Place.
Dudley:Oh Thanks, Dorothy. I Dreamed Of This Moment Ever Since I Shaved My Legs And That Guy With Vince's Razor.
Ape:It's Sooooo Cold.
Kitty:Dudley, Your Plan Is Working. Hold On, We're About To Meet The Bad Guys.
Dudley:Oh (Puts Mirror In Front Of Face) Do I Look Okay. (Both Scream)
Dorothy Camel:Oh,No Someone Just Eliminated Another Skating Team. Run For Your Lives! Coming Up Next, "Women's Tennis".
Kitty:I Don't Get It Where Are The Villians?
Dudley:I'll Use My Keen Canine Sense Of Smell To Track Them Down. (Sniffs While Kitty Gets Hit By A Pan) OK, They Are Right Behind Us. (Hit By Pan Then Wakes Up) Kitty My Plan Worked! The Bad Guys Came After Us.
Kitty:OK, Now What Do We Do?
Dudley:That Was All I Had. You Know, You Can Contribute Sometimes
(Giggles By Snowflake And Slush The They Step Out Of The Dark)
Kitty:Wait, Snowflake And Slush! You're The B*d Guys?!
Dudley:The Old Lady Must Have Put Them Up To It!
Snowflake:No, Tiffiny. You See, Slush And I Haven't Won A Skating Competition. Mostly Because Slush Is Dumber Than A Box Of Hair. And I Know 'Cause I Skated With A Box Of Hair And It Was Smarter Than Him!But Then The Hair Went Solo And Left Me Hanging. The Only Way We Could Win Is To Eliminate Everyone Who's Better Than Us And With All Ya'll Skaters Out Of The Way, We're The Best Team Left. That Means The Trophy Is Ours. (Slush Falls)
Dudley:Someones Gonna Find Us Eventully And When They Do, You 2 And Your Old Lady Mastermind Are Going Down!
Snowflake:I Know Anyone's Gonna Find Any Of Ya'll (Pulls Out Fart Bomb And Laughs Non-Evilly) *Coughs* This Bomb Is Set To Go Off In Five Minutes Just Enough Time For Us To Win The Trophy And Get Out Off Here. Come On Slush! We Got Some Skating To Do (Slush Jumps Moronly)
(Note:Will Finish)