• Dudley: "Cock-a-doodle-doo! I like pizza!" (lays an egg) "A-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
    • Bird Brain: "Hubba, Hubba! Let's run away to my love nest in the Canary Islands!"

  • The Chief: (sighs) "This is worse than when Agent Katswell was leaving dead mice at my door."
    • Kitty: "Those were presents! And you said you liked them!"

  • Unnamed booby: "Greetings, fellow booby!"
    Bird Brain: "Hello, and goodbye!" (shoots booby into space)

  • Dudley: (referring to the Eco Beaver) "What's he gonna do? Put us in jail?" (scene cuts to jail) "Wow, he put us in jail."

  • Bird Brain: "Behold, idiot henchmen!"

  • Dudley: "I'd rather have pudding."

  • Bird Brain: "Save me some lox, Owl."
    • Owl: "Who?"
      • Bird Brain: "ME!"
        • Bat: "Where?"
          • Bird Brain: "AT THE BUFFET TABLE! What I wouldn't give for a taser right now!"

  • Kitty: "Okay, Bird Brain, drop the twigs!"
    • Dudley: "And the things!"

  • Dudley: "Kitty, do you have a taser on you?"
    • Bird Brain: "You can borrow mine when it comes in."

  • Snaptrap: "Talk about serendipity."
    • Dudley: (whispers to Kitty) "I would. But I don't know what it means."

  • Bird Brain: "Hellooo! I'm striking again!" (he and his minions somehow have managed to sneak in to T.U.F.F. headquarters)
    • Kitty: "Bird Brain, what are you doing here?!"
      • Bird Brain: "Well, I was going to rob a confetti store but there isn't one. So I'm going to shred your files to make some!"

  • Dudley: "That is one crazy booby."

  • Bird Brain: "Time to make my exit!"
    • Zippy: "Don't you mean egg-xit?"
      • Bird Brain: "No, I don't."

  • Bird Brain: "You can't arrest me. I'm the last blue-bottomed booby in the world! And I have an endangered species card to prove it." (pulls out the wrong card)
    • Kitty: "That's a Starbeak's Coffee card."
      • Bird Brain: (looks at the card) "Oh, right. Two more stamps and I get a free flappucino!"

  • Bird Brain: "Peck the puppy, monster bird!"

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