- Dudley: "Cock-a-doodle-doo! I like pizza!" (lays an egg) "A-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
- Bird Brain: "Hubba, Hubba! Let's run away to my love nest in the Canary Islands!"
- The Chief: (sighs) "This is worse than when Agent Katswell was leaving dead mice at my door."
- Kitty: "Those were presents! And you said you liked them!"
- Unnamed booby: "Greetings, fellow booby!"
Bird Brain: "Hello, and goodbye!" (shoots booby into space)
- Dudley: (referring to the Eco Beaver) "What's he gonna do? Put us in jail?" (scene cuts to jail) "Wow, he put us in jail."
- Bird Brain: "Behold, idiot henchmen!"
- Dudley: "I'd rather have pudding."
- Bird Brain: "Save me some lox, Owl."
- Owl: "Who?"
- Bird Brain: "ME!"
- Bat: "Where?"
- Bird Brain: "AT THE BUFFET TABLE! What I wouldn't give for a taser right now!"
- Kitty: "Okay, Bird Brain, drop the twigs!"
- Dudley: "And the things!"
- Dudley: "Kitty, do you have a taser on you?"
- Bird Brain: "You can borrow mine when it comes in."
- Snaptrap: "Talk about serendipity."
- Dudley: (whispers to Kitty) "I would. But I don't know what it means."
- Bird Brain: "Hellooo! I'm striking again!" (he and his minions somehow have managed to sneak in to T.U.F.F. headquarters)
- Kitty: "Bird Brain, what are you doing here?!"
- Bird Brain: "Well, I was going to rob a confetti store but there isn't one. So I'm going to shred your files to make some!"
- Dudley: "That is one crazy booby."
- Bird Brain: "Time to make my exit!"
- Zippy: "Don't you mean egg-xit?"
- Bird Brain: "No, I don't."
- Bird Brain: "You can't arrest me. I'm the last blue-bottomed booby in the world! And I have an endangered species card to prove it." (pulls out the wrong card)
- Kitty: "That's a Starbeak's Coffee card."
- Bird Brain: (looks at the card) "Oh, right. Two more stamps and I get a free flappucino!"
- Bird Brain: "Peck the puppy, monster bird!"
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