|"A Tale of Two Kitties (transcript)"|
|Season 3, Episode 45|
|Writer(s):|| Kevin Sullivan,|
|Art Direction:||George Goodchild|
|Music by:||Guy Moon|
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(Episode starts with a view of the Petropolis Prison, then camera moves down to a manhole in front of the prison)
Katty Katswell: (comes out of the manhole and chuckles) Free at last! Now to exact my revenge on my goodie-two-shoes twin sister for putting me in prison. (pulls out picture of Kitty Katswell smiling with Katty glaring at her) I'm coming for you, Kitty Katswell. (cackles while drawing on picture) Whoops, I... I drew that on me. That doesn't matter. I knew what I meant.
(Katty smiles; the T.U.F.F. Mobile drives over her)
Dudley: Look, Kitty! The Candy Store's having a fire sale!
Kitty: Dudley, it's not a sale, the store's on fire! (T.U.F.F. Mobile pulls up)
Dudley: We have to do something! (Dudley and Kitty both dress up as firefighters)
Candy Store Owner: Help! I'm trapped on the second floor!
Kitty: Dudley, the owner's trapped on the second floor!
Candy Store Owner: That's what I just said! Quit copying me and save me!
Kitty: I'm going in. Get the T.U.F.F. Safety Net ready!
Dudley: (Digs into bag) Butterfly net. No. Hair net. No. Internet. No. Rescue net. No. No, wait! That's it!
Dudley: He landed in the hospital! What are the odds? Okay, Kitty, jump!
Kitty: Dudley, help! I'm trapped under a barrel of candy!
Dudley: I saved it! I saved the candy! It's a little gooey, but it's gonna live. Except the jelly beans! I couldn't save the jelly beans! WHY?!
Dudley: Oh, right! Sorry, Kitty!
Kitty: I can't believe you didn't save me.
Dudley: I did save you, but I didn't save the jelly beans! IT SHOULD'VE BEING ME!
Dudley: Kitty, are you mad at me?
Kitty: What makes you say that?
Dudley: Little things, the look in your eyes, the fact you tried to push me out of the T.U.F.F. mobile on the way here. Plus, there's steam coming out of your ears. But it could be from the fire.
Kitty: Yes, I'm mad at you! You saved a barrel of candy before you saved me!
Kitty: Oh, come on. Grey hair? I blame Dudley. Or it could be soot from the fire. Either way, it's Dudley's fault. That's weird. I've being talking this whole time, but my mouth hasn't being moving.
Katty: That's because it's my mouth, sister.
Kitty: (gasp) Katty! But I put in jail for armed robbery, grand theft auto, insurance fraud and stealing my boyfriend!
Katty: I didn't steal your boyfriend. He had wondering eyes.
Kitty: That was a medical condition, and he got contacts for that. Why'd they let you out?
Katty: They didn't. And if my plan works, they won't even know I've gone! (Prepares to punch Kitty)
(Kitty screams. Katty hits Kitty.)
Katty: And now that I'm Kitty Katswell, I'm ready to go after that gold fishbowl! And you, my dear sister, are going to jail in my place!
Kitty: Katty told you her plan? What else do you know, Snaptrap?
Kitty: No, I'm talking about Katty.
Kitty: Count me in! I gotta get outta here and stop Katty!
Dudley: Right, Kitty?
Kitty: Right, Dudley. That's the sweetest thing you've ever done for me!
Dudley: Kitty? What are you--
Kitty: I'm the real Kitty. That's my evil twin sister, Katty Katswell.
Dudley: Why didn't you tell me you had a twin sister?
Kitty: I did. I talk about her all the time.
Dudley: Oh, right. I tune you out a lot. What are you saying?
Katty: Darn it! Foiled by my goody two shoe sister again!
Dudley: Kitty! Secret handshake!
Kitty: Thank you, Dudley. I'll never doubt your loyalty again.