• Carolers: "Deck the halls with boughs of -- (chokes on fake snow and pass out)
    • Caroler: "It burns!"
  • (An ambulance comes by)
  • The Chameleon: "But that's lucky for them because I used poison instead of apples."
  • Dudley: "Let's save Race-car bed!"
    • Kitty: "You mean Christmas?"
    • Dudley: "That's what I said, Race-car bed!"
    • Kitty: "You mean Kitty?"
  • Snaptrap: "Loser."
  • Dudley: "Does this in any way affect the delivery of my Race-car bed?"
    • Santa: "Focus, Agent Puppy!"
  • Kitty: "Keswick, quick, unplug your lights!"
    • Keswick: "Well, bah-humbug to you too, Kitty."
  • Kitty: "Dudley, that was the nicest thing I've seen anyone do."
  • Bird Brain: "Why does the universe mock me?!"
  • Bird Brain: "I'm only 23!"
  • Bird Brain: "Welcome to my world."
  • The Chameleon: "There there, Grandpa."
  • Dudley: "Kitty, what time is it when the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand, is also on the 12?"
  • Santa: "Aren't you a little too old for toys?"
  • Bird Brain: "Wrong answer, jelly belly!"

  • Blitzen: "Well, you're kinda old to fly."

  • The Chameleon: "Who wants Egg Poison? I mean Nog Poison. Let me start again."

  • The Chameleon: "But the point is, I'm spending the holidays with friends!"
  • Kitty: "Darn it!"

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